My conversation with an idiot
 

*his sn is changed*

(07:34:13) Mjordan2nd: yea
(07:34:14) Mjordan2nd: whos this
(07:34:39) idiot: a 27 year old
(07:34:51) Mjordan2nd: awesome...
(07:35:03) Mjordan2nd: With the screen name *idiot*
(07:35:29) idiot: yeah
(07:35:38) Mjordan2nd: Allright slick...
(07:35:38) idiot: how old you
(07:35:40) idiot: ?
(07:35:49) Mjordan2nd: don't know ya...don't feel like talkin 2 ya
(07:35:51) Mjordan2nd: later
(07:36:55) Mjordan2nd: if you're 27 I'm 900...like yoda
(07:37:21) idiot: hpe ya dont look like him
(07:37:23) idiot: !
(07:37:26) Mjordan2nd: I just might...
(07:38:18) idiot: how you know how old yoda is?
(07:38:38) Mjordan2nd: Because he taught me the ways of the force
(07:38:49) idiot: pleas
(07:39:29) idiot: were you live?
(07:39:51) Mjordan2nd: You answer my question then I might answer yours.
(07:40:22) idiot: wat your question?
(07:40:28) Mjordan2nd: who are you?
(07:41:33) idiot: Tom Brady
(07:41:48) Mjordan2nd: You wanna give me half-assed answers I give you half-assed answers
(07:41:48) idiot: Pats qb
(07:41:50) Mjordan2nd: I live on endor
(07:42:19) idiot: endor
(07:42:23) idiot: wat
(07:42:23) Mjordan2nd: yes...endor
(07:42:34) idiot: wat state
(07:42:53) idiot: how old you
(07:42:57) idiot: ?
(07:43:16) Mjordan2nd: It's in a remote corner of the outer rim territories
(07:43:35) Mjordan2nd: I told you before, you want to give me half-assed answers I'll give you half -assed answers. I'm 900.
(07:44:07) idiot: stop the fuckin crap
(07:44:28) Mjordan2nd: Don't be hypocritical...you stop first
(07:45:07) idiot: fine jake right
(07:45:16) idiot: nice to meet you
(07:45:23) Mjordan2nd: Jake...someone I know?
(07:45:29) idiot: you got a pic
(07:45:35) idiot: NO
(07:45:51) idiot: of yourself
(07:46:03) Mjordan2nd: If I don't know you then you have no reason to know where I live, no reason to know my age, and no reason to see a pic.
(07:46:33) idiot: i live in maine
(07:46:44) Mjordan2nd: That's awesome...I still live on endor.
(07:47:24) idiot: so you got a pic
(07:47:31) Mjordan2nd: Not for you...
(07:48:24) idiot: i told you were i live how old iam
(07:48:39) idiot: so dont say you dont know me
(07:48:42) Mjordan2nd: And that gives me reason to automatically trust you and give you my age, location and picture?
(07:48:53) Mjordan2nd: Yea...I know where the pope lives and how old he is as well
(07:48:56) Mjordan2nd: don't know him though
(07:49:11) Mjordan2nd: you obviously lack any form of logic in your head
(07:49:36) idiot: i play college soccer
(07:49:42) idiot: starter
(07:49:51) idiot: half back
(07:50:02) Mjordan2nd: that's nice...
(07:50:20) idiot: you do sports
(07:50:37) Mjordan2nd: Again...logic. Look at the screen name.
(07:52:04) Mjordan2nd: So, if you don't know me, why do you care to find out?

*idiot signs on to different sn

(07:52:09) SameIdiotDifferentSN: wadup
(07:52:30) SameIdiotDifferentSN: dog
(07:52:31) Mjordan2nd: This is getting annoying kid. If you don't know me why do you care on finding out.

**he signs off**

Wow, you know how many people must want that AIM name?

thats so funny, i wish somone random person would do that to me lol, id so fuck with em.

Fuck with them hard; oh yeah.

He should be b& then blasted.

That reminds me of when I was replying to my spam mail yesterday.

yoda is 600, not 900, right ?????

How can you question me? He taught me the ways of the force. Of course he's 900.

well i seriously read/saw *somewhere* that he IS 600... dunno what movie that was in, but there's no 300 years between the 1st and the 6th, right ?

Did somebody say McDonalds? You're damn right.

Return of the Jedi:

YODA: Hmm. That face you make. Look I so old to young eyes?

Luke is sitting in a corner of the cramped space and, indeed, his look has been woeful. Caught, he tries to hide it.

LUKE: No... of course not.

YODA (tickled, chuckles): I do, yes, I do! Sick have I become. Old and weak. (Points a crooked finger) When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?

This idiot's story doesn't even match up. First he says he's 27, then he says he plays college soccer.

okay, my bad, same scene i was thinking about, just thought he said 600 -.-

well im 666 years old, kekeke (just got myself gmail, sooo happy :d)

Great im, maybe I should add him?

yeah, cuz i check my gmail @ skool, my hotmail not

....What the hell does that have to do with anything?

nothing.... absolutley nothing... btw, my gmail is daem.. *SMAK*
kk got it, sorry for off-topic

Post the screen name -_-