Grrr... People like that give real christians bad names.
In this bloody dawn
I will wash my soul
To call the spirit of vengeance
To deny my wisdom for anger
To break the scream of the silent fool
To be a knightrider of doom
-Knightrider of Doom - Rhapsody
Baptists aren't Christians, numbnuts. I got a good laugh from it.
I always thought they were.
Anyway, this can't be real. This is just tii damned far-fetched. Who the fuck is that stupid?
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Wilkins reported that he and his wife became suspicious earlier in the week after Geoffrey started to ask them if he could see the new Matrix Revolutions movie. "It bothered us terribly, since the boy knew full well that True Christians are not to visit picture houses, ever!" said Mrs. Wilkins. Especially for troublemaking communist propaganda about revolutions! The concerned couple searched Geoffrey's room for signs of occult activity and found dozens of science fiction videos and comic books, and Magic occult trading cards. "We even found a stash of his old Pokemon pocket demons he tried to hide under his mattress along with a naughty National Geographic magazine and a Ziploc baggy full of grass clippings," said Pastor.
I think someone has been living in an Amish paradise way too long.
Yeah, some people..
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baptist
\Bap"tist\, n. [L. baptista, G. ?] 1. One who administers baptism; -- specifically applied to John, the forerunner of Christ. --Milton.
2. One of a denomination of Christians who deny the validity of infant baptism and of sprinkling, and maintain that baptism should be administered to believers alone, and should be by immersion. See Anabaptist.
In this bloody dawn
I will wash my soul
To call the spirit of vengeance
To deny my wisdom for anger
To break the scream of the silent fool
To be a knightrider of doom
-Knightrider of Doom - Rhapsody
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