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The Matrix had him!!!
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Posted 2004-09-06, 09:13 AM in reply to
HandOfHeaven
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"Baptists aren't Christians, numbnuts. I..."
HandOfHeaven said:
Baptists aren't Christians, numbnuts. I got a good laugh from it.
I always thought they were.
Anyway, this
can't
be real. This is just tii damned far-fetched. Who the fuck is that stupid?
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Wilkins reported that he and his wife became suspicious earlier in the week after Geoffrey started to ask them if he could see the new Matrix Revolutions movie. "It bothered us terribly, since the boy knew full well that
True Christians are not to visit picture houses, ever!"
said Mrs. Wilkins. Especially
for troublemaking communist propaganda about
revolutions!
The concerned couple searched Geoffrey's room for signs of
occult activity
and found dozens of
science fiction videos
and
comic books,
and Magic occult trading cards. "We even found a stash of his old
Pokemon pocket demons
he tried to hide under his mattress along with a
naughty National Geographic magazine
and a Ziploc baggy full of grass clippings," said Pastor.
I think someone has been living in an Amish paradise way too long.
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