Lollerskatesx1000

So yesterday I was ROTFLMAO when this dirty S.O.B. came rollin by with his ho and her DKNY blinging. I continued to LOL but the jerk yelled "STFU" at me, and I said "WTF"?
I said Ill BRB and ran to get my PIITB missile, and smiled.... "BTW you MF'n Newbie, THX 4 tha gg, but FYI Im a LOLLERBADASS and UR about 2 get PWNED." His GF screamed "OMFG, your E-cock is enormous!" The shorty looked back at her BF and said "TTYL, dont w8 up 4 me." She tossed on her LOLLERSKATES, and me, I launched that PIITB Missile in that h8r's ass. WOOT!
Moral of da story is that U gotta PIITB, otherwise youll be a flamed troll the rest of UR life.

*transmits LOLLOGRAM of self to Hades-Knight and stabs him with an ESP spear*

Thatdude! Noooo!

Wtf is PIITB?

Knowing HK as well as I do (not at all) I'm guessing "put it in the butt".

where does this s.o.b live?

In the bottom of the ocean, go find him. Just walk around the bed yelling his name, you'll find him eventually.