Lollerskatesx1000
 

So yesterday I was ROTFLMAO when this dirty S.O.B. came rollin by with his ho and her DKNY blinging. I continued to LOL but the jerk yelled "STFU" at me, and I said "WTF"?
I said Ill BRB and ran to get my PIITB missile, and smiled.... "BTW you MF'n Newbie, THX 4 tha gg, but FYI Im a LOLLERBADASS and UR about 2 get PWNED." His GF screamed "OMFG, your E-cock is enormous!" The shorty looked back at her BF and said "TTYL, dont w8 up 4 me." She tossed on her LOLLERSKATES, and me, I launched that PIITB Missile in that h8r's ass. WOOT!
Moral of da story is that U gotta PIITB, otherwise youll be a flamed troll the rest of UR life.

*transmits LOLLOGRAM of self to Hades-Knight and stabs him with an ESP spear*

Thatdude! Noooo!

Wtf is PIITB?

Knowing HK as well as I do (not at all) I'm guessing "put it in the butt".

where does this s.o.b live?

In the bottom of the ocean, go find him. Just walk around the bed yelling his name, you'll find him eventually.

If it meant what you said it meant Slim, his last sentence would read like this:

The moral of the story is that you have to put it in the butt, or else you will be a flamed troll for the rest of your life.

And that, my friends, deserves a ROFLCOPTER!

Yeah, I had a good laugh after translating it into English and reading it. Can I get a side of lolsauce with my lmaoburger?

Only if you order some french fries!

Lmao... french.. heh.

I like fascist fries and veggie burgers.

Put it in the butt missle!

Homos are for homos... and bihomos.

Don't forget about the trihomo. They'll tri anything.






























BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

That was toothy.

This thread is my favorite.

The post was like one of those geeky people who try to talk 1337 in a regular conversation.

s0 1 pwnt h1$ b1tch 4ss b4 1 dr0p3d t3h f-b0mb up h1$ f0sh1zz73t!