Things you will never hear a woman say.
 

Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say


Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.
Hey, get a whiff of that one.
This diamond is way too big!
I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out.
What do you mean today's our anniversary?
I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
Wow, it really is 14 inches!
Does this make my butt look too small?
I'm wrong, you must be right, again.

Nice, but what about

¤ Why don't you go out with your friends to see the strippers tonight?

Likin' the avatar

Turn gay, then you won't have to deal with them.

Exactry!

Are you not bi-sexual these days?

That was fucking retarded. Bye.

Not if (most) queers act so feminine. Then its twice as annoying.

Most don't, you cretin.

Most do.

Hmm, strange, we have to homo's on this board and neither of you ever thought about hooking up?
Wow.

Here's some:

- Go ahead and have sex with my friends
- You can hit me all you want, I don't mind the abuse at all. It helps keep me level.

Don't think mantra hasn't tried...

Heard these:

Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. (Didn't say that exactly but it was what was insinuated)

I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress. (During a conversation about rich people)

I'm wrong, you must be right, again. (She was joking)

You might hear this one because either

• She's talking about someone else's shoes
• She'll throw out one pair of tattered running shoes to get you off her back, the rest aren't useless and are thus exempt

Go read an encyclopedia.

1) It wouldn't work out.
2) I have somebody
3) We secretly hate each other.

I've heard that one... Well from a teenage girl... So does that count?

That does count, indeed.

I have heard a few myself once in a blue moon.


How about Kagom or Mantra make one of these and we can compare.

Things you will never hear a gay guy say LOL:

- Hay let's NOT get AIDS!
- God is real!
- I'll only sleep with one man today!
- I think seducing that small boy would be wrong!
- I hate the song "It's Raining Men"!


Haha, take that, Mantra.

You sure showed him! /cheer

Are you that ignorant? Don't believe that somehow gay people are just willing to fuck anyone they see. It's basically the same as hetereosexual relationships in terms of how there is attraction, the "game," and so on.

At least that's what I've been told.

Grav should know, he's gay.

You're closer to gay than I am for having the same name as my girlfriend. Weirdo.

You french kissed a guy. You're gay.

[03:46] *** GravitonSurge is now directly connected.
[03:46] GravitonSurge: [insert random picture of some chick and some other chick]
[03:46] GravitonSurge: [insert random picture of some chick and some guy that looks like a chick]
[03:47] GravitonSurge: I frenched that guy and literally made him vomit.
[03:47] C24ckh34dk1d: please tell me that isnt you
[03:47] C24ckh34dk1d: wtf
[03:47] C24ckh34dk1d: wtf
[03:47] C24ckh34dk1d: wtf
[03:47] C24ckh34dk1d: dude wtf
[03:47] GravitonSurge: ?
[03:47] C24ckh34dk1d: wtf
[03:47] GravitonSurge: what
[03:47] C24ckh34dk1d: you french kissed him?
[03:47] GravitonSurge: oh
[03:48] GravitonSurge: yes
[03:48] C24ckh34dk1d: wtf
[03:48] C24ckh34dk1d: go end your life
[03:48] C24ckh34dk1d: never talk to me again
[03:48] *** GravitonSurge direct connection is closed.
[03:48] C24ckh34dk1d: you're dead to me
[03:48] GravitonSurge: I have sex with a girl
[03:48] GravitonSurge: I can french guys
[03:48] GravitonSurge: THEY CALL ME FANGS BECAUSE I'VE GIVEN HICKEYS TO OVER 20 MEN
[03:48] C24ckh34dk1d: you're the man now dog
[03:48] GravitonSurge: and 20 girls too technically
[03:49] GravitonSurge: I am ... fangs.
[03:49] C24ckh34dk1d: fangs the furry
[03:49] C24ckh34dk1d: KAGOM
[03:49] GravitonSurge: I'm not touching him
[03:49] GravitonSurge: he's bi
[03:49] C24ckh34dk1d: he's gay
[03:49] GravitonSurge: You're emo.
[03:49] GravitonSurge: Cut yourself and... feel.
[03:49] C24ckh34dk1d: you're dead
[03:49] C24ckh34dk1d: go be dead

Fangs.... ROFLLMAO. :haha:

They call me fangs.

What the fuck, Grav!?

I'll leave a love mark on your neck. :love:

He's bi now.

Nope. I don't like guys.

Terrific.

He told me the same story... Well... A bit more graphic... But hell it was like 3:00 AM and I was bored as hell and it made me fall off my chair and hurt myself in laughter.

Please tell us you were drunk or drugged...

...or both.

Yeah, he was drunk.......... on LOVE! Things are getting interesting around here..

Goddamnit

Why?

Content

I don't need it right now. I smoked to cheer up. I'm pretty content right now. And it puts me into annoying uncontrollable mood swings.

Glad you don't need pot to cheer you up anymore there Fangs.

Exactry!