Ask the faggot

[KagomJack]

Ask this faggot a question and receive an answer.

[!King_Amazon!]

How long have you known you were a sinful faggot?

[KagomJack]

All my life, sirrah.

[Skurai]

Are you the catcher or the pitcher? If catcher, why?

[Sovereign]

What do you sound like? Stereotypical or just a normal guy that likes dick?

Spit or swallow?

Do you hope the have a homosexual marriage at one point?

How did your parents react to you liking the penis?

Are you a vocal gay rights activist who goes to rallys in pink shirts screaming at all the gay haters that walk buy?

What's your view on the Westborough Baptist Church?

[Skurai]

What's your view on the Westborough Baptist Church?

Is that even a question worth asking anyone?

[KagomJack]

Are you the catcher or the pitcher? If catcher, why?
I like both, but I"m more of a bottom. And it's because I like the feeling, so fuck you, that's why.

What do you sound like? Stereotypical or just a normal guy that likes dick?

Spit or swallow?

Do you hope the have a homosexual marriage at one point?

How did your parents react to you liking the penis?

Are you a vocal gay rights activist who goes to rallys in pink shirts screaming at all the gay haters that walk buy?

What's your view on the Westborough Baptist Church?
K_A is the only person on the forum who has heard me talk. In person, I sound like any other guy, on the phone my voice is higher and more feminine. Go figure.

Swallow, duh.

I do. I'd very much like a guy to settle down with.

I'm not as vocal as I used to be, but I never go to rallies or wear pink shirts. I dress like a regular dude.

Westboro can go die in a fire.

[Asamin]

I find that almost every gay guy I know is either really nice or really shy. Which are you?

[Skurai]

True enough, which brings me to ask.

Does your gay go up, or down, when high or drunk? My gay pal Drew turns straight for boobs, when he's drunk.

[!King_Amazon!]

True enough, which brings me to ask.

Does your gay go up, or down, when high or drunk? My gay pal Drew turns straight for boobs, when he's drunk.
I'm only interested because if this is actually a real phenomenon I'll be amazed.

[KagomJack]

I'm very nice. Everyone I know likes me.

As for the inebriated state, I'm pretty much the same. I'm friendlier and chattier, but my gay does not go up or down. But you'd be amazed how many gay men do like boobs, regardless of their state of being.

[!King_Amazon!]

Hey, boobs are nice.

[Skurai]

"I will not touch them in a box, I will not touch them with a fox!" - KagomJack

Boobs are soft and fun.

[Asamin]

But you'd be amazed how many gay men do like boobs, regardless of their state of being.

That just speaks for how amazing boobs are.

[Skurai]

Do you like a man with a nice tight ass, or a big fat cock, more?

[Asamin]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Grav]

How do you dress? Do you have a particular style?

[Asamin]

Oooo that is a good one. What is your favorite kind of food?

[Skurai]

If you had the choice to be instantly transformed into a women (let's just say it was magic), would you do it?

[KagomJack]

Do you like a man with a nice tight ass, or a big fat cock, more?
Tough call. It'd have to be a toss-up between whether he has curves or if he's circumcised or not.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Get thee to a nunnery thou slimy cur.

How do you dress? Do you have a particular style?
I'm not sure how to describe my style. I just wear whatever is comfortable. Usually khaki pants/shorts and t-shirts of various types.

Oooo that is a good one. What is your favorite kind of food?
Ethiopian. Chinese is a close second.

If you had the choice to be instantly transformed into a woman (let's just say it was magic), would you do it?
Hell no.

[Asamin]

Is circumcised or not better?

[KagomJack]

I prefer circumcised.

[Asamin]

But it does in fact play a role in homosexual sex then? What is the reason it's better?

[Skurai]

Do you like semen? Does it taste good? Feel good?

[KagomJack]

But it does in fact play a role in homosexual sex then? What is the reason it's better?
Some think in general it does, personally I don't like it. Circumcised guys last longer during sex, don't have an odd taste like most uncircimucised guys I've dealt with, and tend to have larger heads (again, from my experience).

Do you like semen? Does it taste good? Feel good?
Love it. Tastes great and feels amazing.

[Asamin]

Well I'd be shit out of luck in the gay community then. Good thing I'm straight.

[Sovereign]

Do you watch Yaoi.

I suggest you view Boku No Pico

[Asamin]

Do you try to eat healthy/go to the gym and all that stuff to stay fit for other guys?

[Skurai]

Are you ever offended when people use "gay" as a word of disapproval? As in "That's gay" or "Stop being a faggot", just in general discussion, not even talking about homosexuality.

[KagomJack]

Do you watch Yaoi.

I suggest you view Boku No Pico
I do not. I find yaoi too gay, even for me.

Do you try to eat healthy/go to the gym and all that stuff to stay fit for other guys?
I -try- to do those things. I haven't been to the gym in a long while because I"d been so busy, but now it's more of an issue of being lazy. As for eating healthy, I try, but fail a good bit. :(

Are you ever offended when people use "gay" as a word of disapproval? As in "That's gay" or "Stop being a faggot", just in general discussion, not even talking about homosexuality.
Nope! The only time I'm ever offended by any of that terminology is when someone uses the word "queer" or "faggot" as a derogatory term for someone who is gay and doesn't mean it in a humorous way. Even some of my fag hag friends talk like that and it doesn't bother me. Goes for other gay guys and gidgets I know.

[Skurai]

Sex or love - which would you want more?

[KagomJack]

Love.

[Asamin]

Are you an artsie gay or just a completely normal guy who happens to be gay? I guess what I'm asking is would I be able to tell if I met you.

[KagomJack]

For the most part I come off as a completely normal guy who just happens to be gay, but I am also slightly artsie in that I do theater and have a few musicals under my belt.

[Asamin]

Do you play an instrument and if so what instrument?

[!King_Amazon!]

Kagom plays the cock flute.

[Asamin]

Point taken, Do you play any musical instruments?

[Skurai]

What's your favorite gay/lesbian movie?

[KagomJack]

Point taken, Do you play any musical instruments?
I am currently learning to play the guitar!

What's your favorite gay/lesbian movie?
Tough. I'm torn between "But I'm a Cheerleader" and a movie called "Save Me" ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0772200/ ).

[Asamin]

How's the guitar learning going?

[Grav]

Do you often have to deal with discrimination because you're white?

[Asamin]

What's your favorite color?

[KagomJack]

How's the guitar learning going?
Slow.

Do you often have to deal with discrimination because you're white?
Once in a while. Being gay apparently is good at offsetting that.

What's your favorite color?
Red.

[Skurai]

Have you ever had sex with someone from a different race/ethnicity?

[KagomJack]

Yup. Black and Hispanic.

[Grav]

Have you experience different kinds of cum? Like stringy, creamy, watery...

[KagomJack]

Yes, actually. My preference is a thick and viscous type from someone who consumes a lot of pineapple and fruits.

[-Spector-]

Why are you gay?

[Skurai]

How are you gay?

[KagomJack]

Why are you gay?
Why are you straight?

How are you gay?
I like to have sex with other men and I absolutely love rainbows. And I like to listen to Britney Spears any time her music comes on (despite not having any on my iPod).

[Skurai]

and I absolutely love rainbows.

Why is the symbol for gay pride rainbows? Why can't straight people like rainbows? If there was a gay meeting and you got to make the decision would you change the symbol for gay pride? If so, what would you change it to?

[Asamin]

Because we get the Double Rainbow. Duh.

[-Spector-]

Because we get the Double Rainbow. Duh.

Asamin admitting he's gay? wut

[KagomJack]

Why is the symbol for gay pride rainbows? Why can't straight people like rainbows? If there was a gay meeting and you got to make the decision would you change the symbol for gay pride? If so, what would you change it to?
To be honest, I don't even know why it was chosen as a symbol for gay pride. Maybe because it's fruity and loud or something. I'd make the symbol for gay pride pink triangles as an allusion to the pink triangles gays and lesbians were forced to wear by Hitler as a way of saying "We're not going to take it any more". And yes, that is already a symbol of gay pride, but I'd make it -the- symbol.

[-Spector-]

Rainbows are loud?

[Wallow]

What does a guy's semen taste like? I know most of you have fancied a taste of your own semen from a lil' afternoon jerk, but the stuff repulses me.
Is your attraction to semen sexual or rooted in taste?

And you're open about your orientation on these forums, but does the same apply to your workplace or meeting new people?

[KagomJack]

Rainbows are loud?
Brightly colored, very diverse, very recognizable from a distance, so yes.

What does a guy's semen taste like? I know most of you have fancied a taste of your own semen from a lil' afternoon jerk, but the stuff repulses me.
Is your attraction to semen sexual or rooted in taste?

And you're open about your orientation on these forums, but does the same apply to your workplace or meeting new people?
It's kinda hard to describe it for me. I just like the taste, but it depends on the diet. A guy who consumes a lot of fruits will have sweeter tasting semen while a guy who consumes a lot of meats will have salty tasting semen. But my attraction is both. Like the taste and I like getting it out of someone.

I am more or less. I don't go around proclaiming my mighty faggotry, but if someone asks or it comes up in a conversation, I'm not going to lie. I pretty much keep it on a need-to-know basis.

[Asamin]

Does it feel like jello or more like a pudding?

[Wallow]

Does it feel like jello or more like a pudding?

Just ask your right hand.

[Asamin]

Right hand? That's to normal. By now you must know I'm anything but normal.

[KagomJack]

Neither.

[Asamin]

What does it feel like your swallowing then?

[KagomJack]

I'm not sure how to put it. A sort of thin yogurt drink for the most part.

[Asamin]

What is your favorite animal?

[Skurai]

Favorite artist (paint, drawing, etc.)?

[KagomJack]

What is your favorite animal?
Fox.

Favorite artist (paint, drawing, etc.)?
Hmm...that's a toughie. I'm very much biased towards the Renaissance painters, so I guess I'd pick Michelangelo.

[Asamin]

Favorite classical song? (If you listen to it that is)

[KagomJack]

Moonlight Sonata, hands down.

[Asamin]

Kagom, you have no idea how much I love you now. I used to have bed sheets with the moonlight sonata on them. I taught myself to play it on the piano.

[Mdselctr]

Do you have an issue with feces? Is it something
that grosses you out?
Do you see a problem with being homosexual but
taking exception to anal sex?

[KagomJack]

I do, in fact, have an issue with fecal matter if it comes out during sex. It's rather undesirable. I see no problem with me being homosexual at all. I am who I am and happy to be who I am. I know there's pretty much no faggo like me!

[Mdselctr]

... I see no problem with me being homosexual ...

Well, from your answer it appears that
the question wasn't clear enough:

it was not a question about if there was an issue with
being a homosexual male, but with being a homosexual
male who doesn't have anal sex. Would that pose a
problem? In other words, can one be a homosexual
male but just not have anal sex and still be happy?
Or is anal sex a requirement for satisfaction in a
homosexual male relationship?

[Skurai]

Holy shit, it's Mdselctr.



Do you worry about your looks more than a "straight man" would, in your opinion?

[Asamin]

Have you ever heard of Ska?

[Grav]

Well, from your answer it appears that
the question wasn't clear enough:

it was not a question about if there was an issue with
being a homosexual male, but with being a homosexual
male who doesn't have anal sex. Would that pose a
problem? In other words, can one be a homosexual
male but just not have anal sex and still be happy?
Or is anal sex a requirement for satisfaction in a
homosexual male relationship?

I was told that the percentage of gay men who engage in anal sex is rather low. Less than one third? I don't have a source to back that up...

[Asamin]

I don't blame them. I find anal honestly revolting. It's one thing that my gf will never try and I don't really care. I don't look down on people who do it but stuff is supposed to come out of there, not go in.

[KagomJack]

Well, from your answer it appears that
the question wasn't clear enough:

it was not a question about if there was an issue with
being a homosexual male, but with being a homosexual
male who doesn't have anal sex. Would that pose a
problem? In other words, can one be a homosexual
male but just not have anal sex and still be happy?
Or is anal sex a requirement for satisfaction in a
homosexual male relationship?
Oh. No, there's no issue. I myself wouldn't have a relationship with no anal sex. I know quite a few guys who are strictly oral and will not top or bottom.

Holy shit, it's Mdselctr.



Do you worry about your looks more than a "straight man" would, in your opinion?
Nope!

Have you ever heard of Ska?
Yep. Nope, don't listen to it.

[Wallow]

Do you look at the asshole as the male equivalent of the vagina or do you just see it as an alternative to pleasure your penis.

See as much as I don't have a problem with homosexuality, I can't wrap my head around the allure of anal sex.
It just seems to me like simply sticking your junk into a sump.
And when you shower, do you wash specifically in that area as you would wash your penis in preparation for a saturday night one night stand?

[Asamin]

How is it you make sure that there isn't a huge amount of feces in an anus before sex? Do you just always go take a shit before sex or what?

[KagomJack]

Do you look at the asshole as the male equivalent of the vagina or do you just see it as an alternative to pleasure your penis.

See as much as I don't have a problem with homosexuality, I can't wrap my head around the allure of anal sex.
It just seems to me like simply sticking your junk into a sump.
And when you shower, do you wash specifically in that area as you would wash your penis in preparation for a saturday night one night stand?
I see it as a means of pleasure, but not an alternative or male equivalent to the vagina. As for showering, I shower to get myself clean, so no specific anything. Being circumcised also makes cleaning myself take a few seconds less.

How is it you make sure that there isn't a huge amount of feces in an anus before sex? Do you just always go take a shit before sex or what?
This is actually a great question. There are several things that you -can- do in preparation to make sure you're clean. Some guys will fast a day before (I've tried it, it works) and make sure to use an enema or douche to clean out. The enema and douche are popular tools for getting cleaned out, but a bowel movement will always be a must in order to make sure you can clean out to the fullest extent. But there's other ways, I'm sure. The internet is full of information like that.

[Asamin]

So it's not like you can just go and do it, you need to prepare a while before?

[KagomJack]

So it's not like you can just go and do it, you need to prepare a while before?
You can just go and do it, but it's a good idea to make sure you've at least cleaned yourself out first. I wouldn't just go out and let some guy bang me without making sure I'd cleaned down there first.

[Asamin]

Was your first time really painful?

[KagomJack]

The initial penetration was, but after a few minutes I was begging my ex to go harder.

[Asamin]

How many boyfriends have you had and do you prefer to be in a relationship or single?

[Skurai]

Do you consider Spongebob of Squidward to be the more homosexual of the two? Why?

[Asamin]

Do you find Adam Lambert sexy?

[KagomJack]

How many boyfriends have you had and do you prefer to be in a relationship or single?
To date I've had five. I prefer to be in a relationship, personally.

Do you consider Spongebob of Squidward to be the more homosexual of the two? Why?
Squidward, by far. He's somewhat self-absorbed, we never see him taking interest in women, he's into artsy stuff.

Do you find Adam Lambert sexy?
Not really.

[Skurai]

Did you enjoy the comic and/or movie for Scott Pilgrim? If so, what was your impression of Wallace?

[KagomJack]

I haven't read the comic yet, but I want to. As for the movie, I absolutely fucking loved it. And Wallace is the most awesome portrayal of a gay person as something other than the super flamboyant, limp-wristed flaming AIDS-less queen that we see in a lot of movies with gay characters. So I think he was great. I'd do him.

[Asamin]

Does your avatar actually appear in spongebob anywhere?

[Skurai]

I have the entire comic series on my laptop, if you want it. Do you want it?

[KagomJack]

Does your avatar actually appear in spongebob anywhere?
Yes. Minus the flair that's flying around him. Squidward becomes handsome and when Spongebob tries to smash his face in to make him less handsome, he becomes beautiful Squidward.

I have the entire comic series on my laptop, if you want it. Do you want it?
Yes, actually. I think you may be redeeming yourself Skurai.

[Asamin]

Have you ever watched Deathnote?

[Wallow]

Have you ever watched Deathnote?

Is it me, or do you bring in Deathnote into every discussion about anime, comics, and tv shows?

[Asamin]

I just kinda was thinking about possible homosexuals in TV shows and animes and I thought of light....

[KagomJack]

I have not. Anime and manga don't really interest me (with some exceptions). You should read Riki-Oh. It's an awesome manga.

[Asamin]

As Wallow will tell you I'm way to lazy to read Manga.

[KagomJack]

Here: mangafox.me/manga/riki_oh/ Just give it a try.

[Asamin]

If you insist.

[Skurai]

Uhh... is there a uh, file sharing site, or should I just start upload the chapters onto Zelaron?


What do you think about Margaret Cho? Have you ever seen her, on T.V. or live?

[KagomJack]

Uhh... is there a uh, file sharing site, or should I just start upload the chapters onto Zelaron?


What do you think about Margaret Cho? Have you ever seen her, on T.V. or live?
You could message me here and I'll give you an e-mail. And I think Margaret Cho is hilarious. Only watched her stand-up and stuff on TV, but I have friends who've met her in person (because she's a very kinky girl).

[Skurai]

If you had to have sex with a women - including famous womons - who would you have sex with?

[KagomJack]

Rosario Dawson. She's just that fine.

[Asamin]

Idk who that is. Let me... google... images... O_o

[KagomJack]

She is fine. Especially in this pic: http://i.d.com.com/i/dl/media/dlimage/17/61/19/176119_large.jpeg

[Skurai]

Her mouth seems kinda big.

[KagomJack]

That's what we refer to as dick sucking lips.

[Asamin]

I just realized how graphic this thread is.

[Skurai]

The thread is called "Ask the faggot".

[KagomJack]

Which means: any more questions?

[Asamin]

Do you like math?

[Skurai]

Have you ever considered docking?

[KagomJack]

Do you like math?
Surprisingly no, even though I use it every day with my job.

Have you ever considered docking?
No.

[Grav]

WTF is docking?

[Asamin]

What is your job?

[KagomJack]

WTF is docking?
The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

What is your job?
Dealer at a casino.

[Wallow]

Do you feel like you could get along more with lesbians or straight women?
Do you feel that changing sex is an encouraged conformity to being homosexual?
And do you feel personally as an island being homosexually oriented or as part of a group of islands?

[Skurai]

If I was surprisingly attractive in real life, but you knew it was me, would you still have sex with me?

[KagomJack]

Do you feel like you could get along more with lesbians or straight women?
Do you feel that changing sex is an encouraged conformity to being homosexual?
And do you feel personally as an island being homosexually oriented or as part of a group of islands?
Straight women for the most part. I'm friends with a few lesbians and they are fucking awesome as hell, but most just don't really interact with me. I don't quite understand the second question, be more specific. I find myself being mostly homosexual. Like, pineapples and coconuts covered island with rainbow astroturf gay.

If I was surprisingly attractive in real life, but you knew it was me, would you still have sex with me?
It would depend if you were gay (which you are, but you're also a robot), your personality was actually worth a damn in person (i.e. going against the way you are here 99% of the time), and if you were well-endowed or not.

[!King_Amazon!]

How do you feel about chunneling (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chunneling)?

[Asamin]

That, K_A, is the most disgusting thing i've ever read.

[KagomJack]

I think you could poop back and forth forever.

[Asamin]

Do you feel, being gay, that all men are just in it for the sex and a relationship comes second?

[Skurai]

Could we see a picture of your fursona, if you have any?

[KagomJack]

Do you feel, being gay, that all men are just in it for the sex and a relationship comes second?
Every guy is different, really. So it's difficult to say.


Could we see a picture of your fursona, if you have any?
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/558/14160577.jpg

[-Spector-]

Fursona, rofl.

[!King_Amazon!]

In case anyone is interested or missed it back in 2005, here's the thread where I outed Kagom as a furry.

zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35859

Also, just for fun...

�Another beautiful summer�s day and we have to stay cooped up indoors,� the red fox uttered angrily. He was right, it had been a beautiful summer�s day. Clear, blue skies, healthy, green trees, nice, cool breeze, and it was only 70 degrees Fahrenheit! For the first time in three weeks, it had been a perfect 70 degrees! �Well, there�s no point in bitching about it. The sooner we find these invoices, the sooner we can go out for lunch!� the slightly older otter replied. �Well, it�s easy for you to say that, Rob!� the fox grumbled. �It�s actually easy to do as well as say, John.� Rob chuckled. The young fox, John, smirked and flipped off Rob jokingly. They had been sifting through paperwork for some invoices for a few hours, and John wanted to go out for the first time that summer. �Well, find me invoice numbers 13052b, 13086c, and 13922r so we can hightail it out of here!� Rob said while he pulled some invoices out of the stack. John shot him a toothy grin as he looked intently through the stack he had. After a few minutes, John took the invoices and slammed them on the table in front of Rob. �FOUND �EM! Now, let�s get the fuck outta here!� he yelled. �Shhh! We don�t want to have Julie come over and try to go with us!� Rob whispered. Julie was a sloth from Pasadena, California. She was one of those lazy people who no one likes. John only cringed and nodded in response. The fox and otter signed out on their computers and smiled. As they walked off to the car, the two exchanged amused glances, which perplexed the co-workers whom they had walked past. As they got in Rob�s Cadillac, the otter smiled, �Where would you like to go, John?� The fox chuckled in thought. �Maybe we could head to my apartment?� John replied nonchalantly. The otter grinned �Sounds very good to me!� The fox started to smile �I thought you would like that idea.� The otter smirked as he turned the key in the ignition. After a few minutes of letting the engine warm a bit, they pulled out of the parking lot and drove off to John�s apartment. Getting there would be a very short trip, considering that John lived only three miles away from the office. As they pulled into the driveway for the apartment, John gripped Rob�s crotch, which caused him to jump �Whoa! Easy there, foxxy. Wait �til we�re inside, first.� The otter said, slightly amused. John sighed and hopped out of the car, walking to his apartment already excited. Rob only shook his head and followed. Once they were insides the apartment room, John gripped the otter tightly with a devious grin on his muzzle. �Mmm�what ya plannin� on foxxy?� Robert whispered. The fox licks Robert�s cheek gently as he ran his paw under the otter�s shirt �I think I am planning on having some fun� John replied. All that could be heard was the sound of Robert�s murring. The two walked slowly to John�s bedroom, throwing off their clothes in a lazy manner across the hallway and kitchen. Eventually, Robert pinned John to his bed with a lusty smile. �I think you�ve been wanting this for a while, eh fox?� the otter whispered. The fox only smiled softly as he licked Robert�s as a response. Robert only needed that to go on, stroking John�s sheath as he kissed the fox�s lips softly. John wrapped his arms around Robert as he was kissed, pushing his sheath up against the soft paw of the otter. It wasn�t long until the pink tip of the fox�s member slid out of its sheath, dripping some precum on the way. John only shuddered and moaned as the otter�s paw slide up and down the length slowly, wanting the otter to do more. After a few minutes of the otter�s steady strokes, he bent down and licked over the fox�s member fondly, getting it wet and lubed. �Oh Robert, it feels so good� the fox gasped out. Robert could only smile a little as he took the tip into his muzzle and suckle. After a minute or so, the otter took more into his muzzle and started to suckle harder, which caused John to moan loudly. Soon the otter let the throbbing member out of his muzzle and climbed up, resting his tailhole against the erection. �You sure you want this?� John panted. Robert nodded slowly as he forced the tip into him, causing him to elicit a soft moan. The fox grinned and gripped his friend�s hips as he thrusted his entire member in, causing Robert to gasp and shiver slightly. �John, I�ve been�� the fox only smiled as he pulled out and thrusted back in �I know� he said cutting off the otter. Robert nodded softly as the fox started to thrust in and out of him, causing him to pant and moan loudly. John was caught up in how good his co-worker felt. He loved how tight he felt. Robert loved the feel of the foxcock throbbing and thrusting in him, he loved the feel of precum shooting in him, and the way the tip hit his prostrate. All the attention his tailhole was receiving was causing his own member to slide out, the fox took notice of it quickly, gripping and stroking it quickly as he speeded up his thrusts. The otter began to tighten around the cock as it thrusted its way in him, spurting pre freely into him as his own member shot pre. The fox began to curl his toes as his balls pulled up against him tightly, getting closer to the moment. �Please, make me yours� Robert whimpered. John moaned one last time as he shoved his cock in as far as he could, releasing his cum deep into the otter�s eager bowels. As he felt the warm, sticky cum paint his passage, his own member twitched and spurted cum all over John�s stomach. The two furs panted heavily as they emptied their balls. Eventually, John�s orgasm faded followed soon by Robert�s own orgasm ebbing. After a moment of breathing time, Robert pulled off of the cock in his tailhole and snuggled up against John. �That was wonderful,� he whispered. The fox wrapped his arms around the otter and smiled which soon turned into a frown as he looked at the clock �Mmm�too bad we have to be back in 10 minutes.� �I know� Robert replied. The two hugged each other and layed around for a little longer before getting up and dressing back up. �Well, let�s go back to the drudgery of the real world.� John muttered. Robert smiled and kissed his cheek. John knew at that moment, work wouldn�t be so bad. In fact, he was kinda okay with having to go back. The two held hands as they got in the car and went on back to work.

[!King_Amazon!]

Dammit, now I'm going to be depressed about how much this place sucks now compared to back then.

[KagomJack]

I love you so much right now. No homo.

[Skurai]

Who, on Zelaron, would to take on a homosex-date?

[KagomJack]

K_A if he was into men.

[Asamin]

Any reason why a fox? Or do you just like foxes.

[KagomJack]

Honestly, I don't even remember why. I guess it was because they were everywhere and it would be easier to blend in. My other choice was a kangaroo. But this was many years ago when I was a real raging furry faggot.

[Asamin]

Or cuz a baby fox is one of the cutest things in the world?

[KagomJack]

Yeah, they are. So are huskies and otters. Seals too.

[Asamin]

http://www.thecutereport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/baby-fox.jpg

[Skurai]

I'm a Spotted Hyena.

What's your favorite animal? I feel like this has been asked already.

[KagomJack]

It was. I said fox.

[Asamin]

Are you a Diablo lover?

[KagomJack]

I've played Diablo 2 and I liked it, but I don't have any copies of it on me. I'm interested in D3 though.

[Asamin]

This paycheck just went to D3. Did you play the open beta? What class do you wanna play on release?

[!King_Amazon!]

Kagom, if you happen to have any CDkeys for Diablo 2, they are all you need to play the game. You can log in to battle.net, attach the keys to your account, and digital download the client.

I've been playing LOD lately for anyone who might be interested. Trying to solo a barb through normal, nightmare, and hell on USeast ladder. I also have a bunch of non-ladder characters, most notably a fishymancer and a sorceress.

[Asamin]

I'm gonna be playing LOD between the time my finals end and D3 comes out.

[KagomJack]

I didn't play it. And K_A, I've heard that, but I've got a list of games I'm playing right now and D2 isn't high up on it right now.

[!King_Amazon!]

Either way, if you have keys laying around it doesn't hurt to bind them to your account now. Diablo 2 will then always be in your games library on battle.net.

[Asamin]

Gonna install d2 now :D

[KagomJack]

Which I don't have lying around.

[Asamin]

Then go get them ;) Diablo II is amazing.

[Skurai]

What would you say is your favorite video game? Even if it's just for the story or character(s).

[KagomJack]

Hmm...I'd have to say it's a toss-up between Shin Megami Tensei and Street Fighter 3: Third Strike.

[Skurai]

Which Shin Megami Tensei? Also + rep


Because it's always been my dream to be raped by a toothless, fat, black pimp.

Can you tell me more about this dream of yours?

[Asamin]

What is the worst video game you've ever played?

[Skurai]

And why?

[KagomJack]

Which Shin Megami Tensei? Also + rep
Really, I got hooked after the first Devil Survivor, but after playing the very first one, I'd have to say the first one.

What is the worst video game you've ever played?
Hmm...Eternal Sonata. Played it for about 15 minutes, said "Fuck this", and moved on.

And why?
Just didn't care for it. I thought it was kinda boring.

[Skurai]

Devil Survivor! Nice. I got hooked, actually about 4 or 5 years ago, with Persona 3.

Who was your favorite Devil Survivor character? What ending (if you beat it) did you get?

[kaos]

A few months ago, I was fapping and shit got a little out of hand. I lost control of my cock and blew a load so hard that some of it hit my face.

I've been keeping it a secret but you seem like a person that would understand, does this make me less of a homophobe, or should I be more of a homophobic hitler to try and make up for it?

-kaos, from Texas

[Asamin]

That... was the most disturbing thing I've read in this thread, and that's an achievement.

[Skurai]

Since when is this an advice thread?

[KagomJack]

Devil Survivor! Nice. I got hooked, actually about 4 or 5 years ago, with Persona 3.

Who was your favorite Devil Survivor character? What ending (if you beat it) did you get?
Right now I'd say Io from DS 2. I got kinda aggravated trying to beat the first one, so I'm on the second.

A few months ago, I was fapping and shit got a little out of hand. I lost control of my cock and blew a load so hard that some of it hit my face.

I've been keeping it a secret but you seem like a person that would understand, does this make me less of a homophobe, or should I be more of a homophobic hitler to try and make up for it?

-kaos, from Texas
Less of a homophobe, but you should still Hitler it up.

Since when is this an advice thread?
It -is- called "Ask the Faggot", so advice can be requested!

[Skurai]

The Bel's can be an obnoxious fight to grind up for. I remember the last 3 or 4 battles I had to grind 8 to 10 levels in between, in the first DS. And just when you thought you beat it, you didn't. Check out Persona 3:FES and Persona 4, when you can. P4 is more popular with the main stream, but P3:FES is far better, in my opinion.
I have yet to play DS 2. How is it? I seemed uninteresting when I read descriptions when it was first confirmed.

[Asamin]

Favorite Pokemon game? Favorite Pokemon?

[KagomJack]

The Bel's can be an obnoxious fight to grind up for. I remember the last 3 or 4 battles I had to grind 8 to 10 levels in between, in the first DS. And just when you thought you beat it, you didn't. Check out Persona 3:FES and Persona 4, when you can. P4 is more popular with the main stream, but P3:FES is far better, in my opinion.
I have yet to play DS 2. How is it? I seemed uninteresting when I read descriptions when it was first confirmed.
I have played the first three Persona games (Innocent Sin and Eternal Punishment are separate, imo) and like 'em, so it's on my to-do list. I think DS 2 is a lot of fun. I'm enjoying it rather immensely.

Favorite Pokemon game? Favorite Pokemon?
Haven't played one of those in a long time! I'd have to say the Yellow version was my favorite. Vulpix ftw.

[Asamin]

I should have guessed Vulpix. Why not Ninetails?

[KagomJack]

Because Vulpix is adorable and pet-sized while still being able to defend.. Ninetails is just pretty, but will fuck you up and I bet it leaves some gigantic sized turds (though not like some other Pokemon).

[!King_Amazon!]

Snorlax lol

[Asamin]

I think pokemon just go in their pokeballs. I don't think they go to the bathroom outside :P

[Wallow]

I think pokemon just go in their pokeballs. I don't think they go to the bathroom outside :P

The show failed to include the maintenance of Pokemon and their pokeballs.

[Asamin]

That it did. I've always wondered what happens inside a pokeball.

[KagomJack]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VfqpqXuvPg That's what.

[Skurai]

nnocent Sin and Eternal Punishment are separate, imo.

I think I just turned homosex for you.

Try play HeartGold or SoulSilver or Platinum, if you try to get into the franchise. If you really give it a chance, the new Pokemon games are getting better and better. R/B/Y are probably medium-tier.

[KagomJack]

I lost interest in Pokemon a long time ago and the only time I tried to get back into it was when I worked at the day care in Cali because the kids would ask me about Pokemon stuff all the time and I was like "Uh..."

[Skurai]

Well, hey.
I tried.

Favorite rapper?

[KagomJack]

Individual? Gza the Genius. In general, groups included, Wu-Tang Clan.

[Grav]

Gza is a pretty cool guy IRL.

[Skurai]

If you could have sex with one rapper, who would it be?

[Asamin]

What is your favorite drink?

[KagomJack]

If you could have sex with one rapper, who would it be?
Tupac.

What is your favorite drink?
Non-alcoholic would be diet coke or water. Alcoholic would be Jägermeister.

[!King_Amazon!]

You should try a Screaming Nazi, Kagom. If you like Jäger, you'd probably like them.

1 part Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 part Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur

Definitely go for the Rumple Minze if you can get it, because other peppermint liqueurs tend to be lower potency and usually to make it a "screaming" nazi with those you have to add some everclear or bacardi 151. Either way, delicious drink.

[KagomJack]

I have to say I love you right now. I'm totally gonna have to make that some time. Maybe next pay period after I pay my speeding ticket, car insurance, phone, and get new tires.

[Asamin]

1 part Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 part Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur


I wish I was 21 right now.

[!King_Amazon!]

FYI the drink is also referred to as a Dead Nazi. You can make it a rich dead nazi by adding Goldschlager as well. Jäger and Goldschlager also make a pretty tasty drink together, though I can't recall the name of it at the moment and google isn't really helping.

[Asamin]

Does the gold in that drink actually add any flavor or just make it stupidly expensive?

[Skurai]

Tupac.

Do you believe Tupac is alive? Do you believe there is "something" like the Illuminati in control of the industry?

[!King_Amazon!]

Does the gold in that drink actually add any flavor or just make it stupidly expensive?
Neither. It's just for flare, they do similar things with desserts and such. There's less than a dollar worth of gold in a liter of Goldschlager. By my calculations with the current value of gold there is approximately $0.69 worth of gold in a liter.

I've heard a few people say they can taste a difference because of the gold, but I can't personally. I like Goldschlager by itself more than with J, so I've had a lot of it before, and I think people who claim they can taste the gold are full of shit. Goldschlager is my go-to when Fireball isn't available and I want something cinnamon. For anyone who hasn't had either, they basically taste like the atomic fireball or hot tamale candies. Or Big Red.

http://www.goingoutmiami.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/New-Fireball-shot1.jpg
http://www.oldtimecandy.com/assets/images/singles/atomic_fireballs_bulk.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fh9EHg9rwu0/0.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dwHZrJQhOUM/Rz99meFLDZI/AAAAAAAAAHU/gQDEfFEU-KM/s400/top_dia_shooter.jpg

[Skurai]

Ho do you digest gold?

[!King_Amazon!]

You don't.

[KagomJack]

No and no.

[Skurai]

Have you ever considered becoming an assassin or prostitute?

[Asamin]

If you get really drunk off of it do you poop gold?

[!King_Amazon!]

There's only 13mg in every bottle. It takes 19.3 grams (AKA over 1000x more gold) to make 1 cubic centimeter of gold, which would occupy less space than the the final section of your index finger (at the tip.)

Technically every time you consume it, you poop gold, but the amount is so minor that you will never notice. You'd have to drink enough alcohol to give a metropolitan city alcohol poisoning before you'd have a noticeable amount excreted.

[KagomJack]

Both at one point or another.

[Skurai]

Which do you think would be easier: an assassin who can turn down jobs, or a prostitute who cannot choose who they fuck.

[KagomJack]

Assassin who can turn down jobs.

[Asamin]

Why is that even a question? Kill who you want or fuck everyone? That's just stupid.

If you could kill baby Hitler would you?

[KagomJack]

I'd serve him up in a stew.

[Skurai]

Not kill who you want.
Basically choose who you DON'T want to kill.
Someone doesn't say "I'll pay you to kill whoever you want." "I want to kill Hitler" "ok"
It's
"Kill your mom."
"No."
"Kill... the president."
"No."
"Kill a nigger."
"Ok."

[Asamin]

There's a robber in your house, what do you do?

[Skurai]

He's a highly attractive robber.

[KagomJack]

Either give him what he wants or smash his head in with the nearest bludgeoning item I got.

[Skurai]

Do you/have you played Monster Hunter?

[KagomJack]

I've not.

[Skurai]

Will you play it with me, if you like it?

[KagomJack]

Probably not. I'm trying to beat games I actually own without getting distracted by other games I have. Going through Fallout 3 since I never had the chance to beat it until someone borrowed the copy I had on the 360 and forgot to give it back.

[Asamin]

Portal and Portal 2? Opinion?

[Skurai]

Favorite Japanese flick?

[KagomJack]

Portal and Portal 2? Opinion?
Never played. But I have heard favorable things (and before you say anything, the daily blog thing is postponed due to alcohol and awesomeness).

Favorite Japanese flick?
Shit man, I guess either "Battle Royale" or "Tokyo Gore Police".

[Asamin]

Well, you should go on steam right now and buy both games. They are easily the best games of recent. Portal 2 also did the rare thing of exceeding it's expectations.

[KagomJack]

I don't have a steam account and I don't like to play games on my laptop.

[!King_Amazon!]

Steam is free.

[KagomJack]

I didn't say it was or wasn't.

[Grav]

Gakom, Steam is FREE. Why can't you wrap your head around that concept?

[Skurai]

Don't you gotta use a card though?

[KagomJack]

See, now I'm just going to be a gay bastard and intentionally not get one now. :I

[Asamin]

You gay bastard! Portal and Portal 2 are well worth the money spent on them and are better on the computer then some system.

[KagomJack]

I. Do. Not. Like. Playing. Games. On. My. Laptop.

[Asamin]

so get them for 360? Or PS3?

[KagomJack]

No. I'm being obstinate now. :I

[Skurai]

I. Do. Not. Like. Playing. Games. On. My. Laptop.

Same here, unless it's by Roms, in which case, hey, free games.

[KagomJack]

Same, actually.

[Asamin]

Pirate them. Then, hey, it's a free game ;)

[Skurai]

I would rather not be that guy with 1000 games on my computer and only ever play 2.

[KagomJack]

Hey, that's me!

[Skurai]

I would rather not be Kagom.

[KagomJack]

No one wants to be me.

[Asamin]

I bet someone wants to be you.

[KagomJack]

With me, maybe. But not be me.

[Skurai]

How many computers have you gone through so far?

[KagomJack]

Not very many. I've gone through 3 computers and on my second laptop since 2000.

[Asamin]

That's pretty impressive. If you upgrade, get D3 and play with us :D

[KagomJack]

When I get a new computer I will. But that will be a long time.

[Skurai]

I'll probably play a year or two from now, when I get a second or third computer....

[Sum Yung Guy]

I like your signature fag.

[Wallow]

Going through Fallout 3 since I never had the chance to beat it until someone borrowed the copy I had on the 360 and forgot to give it back.

Once you beat it, you have to get the dlc's.

Gunslinging and mercenary mayhem does get old after a while without being framed by some story.

[Asamin]

I find that the story of Skyrim bothered me. It was more fun to just go around and kill everything.

[KagomJack]

I got the GoTY edition. It has the DLC already on it.

And SYG, I forgot who made it for me (because my memory is awful), but I love it.

[Sum Yung Guy]

And SYG, I forgot who made it for me (because my memory is awful), but I love it.

I made it ;) along with all the other Enforcer sigs you see.

[KagomJack]

That's right :]

[Skurai]

Do you like Bo Burnham?

[KagomJack]

Dunno who that is.

[Skurai]

Comedian. He was pretty popular on youtube a couple years back, until he turned straight up famous. Look him up. Funny guy, very realistic compared to others. Seems like he probably would post on Zelaron, to be honest.

[!King_Amazon!]

Comedian. He was pretty popular on youtube a couple years back, until he turned straight up famous. Look him up. Funny guy, very realistic compared to others. Seems like he probably would post on Zelaron, to be honest.
fanboy

[Skurai]

Exactly. He's kind of a fanboy looking guy, but not exactly. Scrawny, dorky, but clever.

[KagomJack]

Ach, Ich sehe was du machst da.

[kaos]

Do you believe people can be born into Faggonism, or are they converted later on in life when they taste the Holy Penis?

[KagomJack]

I believe one's faggotry is bestowed in utero.

[Skurai]

If two bisexual men have been dating for years, or are married, would you consider them gay?

[!King_Amazon!]

That question doesn't even make sense. They would still be bisexual, obviously. Your sexuality isn't defined by your living arrangement. I've known flaming homosexuals that are married to women.

[Skurai]

I didn't ask you. Unless, of course, you're "the faggot".

[!King_Amazon!]

I don't need permission to answer your question, kid. This is a forum, not a private message. Kagom will also most likely agree with me because he's not an idiot.