Ask the faggot

[Skurai]

According to the topics name, I'm supposed to ask "the faggot". So logically, if you're answering my question, you must be "the faggot".

[KagomJack]

Basically what K_A said.

[!King_Amazon!]

According to the topics name, I'm supposed to ask "the faggot". So logically, if you're answering my question, you must be "the faggot".

Your logic is so flawed it hurts. Just because I'm answering the question doesn't mean you asked me, as you've already stated yourself. Therefore the name of the thread has nothing to do with this. Stop being an idiot.

[Asamin]

If two bisexual men have been dating for years, or are married, would you consider them gay?

That really doesn't make any sense at all Skurai. K_A is very right. Bisexual is bisexual, gay is gay. Come on.

[!King_Amazon!]

I would have thought Skurai would be the expert on such matters, as well.

[KagomJack]

You know you'd be surprised how many people ask that sort of question though.

[Asamin]

Please, do tell, I love surprises.

[KagomJack]

You say that like I can keep count. Numerous co-workers, for one.

[Asamin]

I am actually surprised. I wouldn't think that would be a question people would ask.

[KagomJack]

People are stupid.

[Grav]

People think gay is like a disease.

[Wallow]

Is your homosexual attraction to men or their phalli? I ask this because if you were to encounter a woman with a penis, would you be attracted?

[!King_Amazon!]

Is your homosexual attraction to men or their phalli? I ask this because if you were to encounter a woman with a penis, would you be attracted?
If you were to encounter a man with a vagina, would you be attracted?

Seriously are people this ignorant about sexuality?

[KagomJack]

I'm choosing to ignore his question because you took the words right out of my mouth.

[Wallow]

If you were to encounter a man with a vagina, would you be attracted?

Seriously are people this ignorant about sexuality?

It's not ignorance. Reword my post, and I'm simply asking if he has any vague attraction to women.

[!King_Amazon!]

Oh, okay, maybe you aren't an imbecile. Oh wait, yeah you are.

[Wallow]

http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wrong-wrong-wrong.jpg

[!King_Amazon!]

Point proven.

[Wallow]

What do you do for a living?

[!King_Amazon!]

I do research and development on high tech ion separating ceramic membranes. You?

[Wallow]

Well that was actually to K, but alright.

I'm a student at Haverford and work at a publishing company on my off time.

[!King_Amazon!]

Perhaps you should have replied to one of his posts, then. Imbecile.

[Sum Yung Guy]

When a P goes in your B, how does it make you feel as a man?

[Wallow]

Perhaps you should have replied to one of his posts, then. Imbecile.

Perhaps you shouldn't gripe so much :)

[Asamin]

Perhaps you shouldn't gripe so much :)

He's just in a whiny mood lately.

[KagomJack]

Asamin, I'm a dealer at a casino.

And yes, I still feel like a man with a dick up my ass.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Asamin, I'm a dealer at a casino.

And yes, I still feel like a man with a dick up my ass.

In Nevada? Las Vegas? Reno?

[Skurai]

I actually think Wallow has a point, with his question. It's worth answering. I mean, I like the female body structure, facial features, etc. and despise the male one to the point of hating my own body. However, Futanari is my favorite kind of hentai. The penis has no effect what so ever when it comes to attraction - it's the body itself.

[KagomJack]

SYG: In Mississippi.

I actually think Wallow has a point, with his question. It's worth answering. I mean, I like the female body structure, facial features, etc. and despise the male one to the point of hating my own body. However, Futanari is my favorite kind of hentai. The penis has no effect what so ever when it comes to attraction - it's the body itself.

And I'm attracted to men and the penis (just to get this out of the way). I would not date a man with a vagina and I would not date a woman with a dick. There!

[Asamin]

Can you do all the neat card flourishes? Like flipping them over and fancy shuffles?

[Skurai]

Who is your favorite X-men?

[KagomJack]

Cyclops. Gotta love a guy who could cut you in half with his eyes.

[Asamin]

Favorite comic hero/villain?

[KagomJack]

Venom, for sure.

[Asamin]

What is your favorite card flourish to preform?

[KagomJack]

I'm not entirely sure what you mean by card flourish. Do you mean card tricks or something? If so, then I don't have one.

[Skurai]

Do you/did you believe in fortune telling of any sort? If so, what do you/did you try?

[KagomJack]

Not really. I do believe in clairvoyance though.

[Skurai]

What else do you possibly believe in? Ghosts, criptids, anything?

[KagomJack]

I guess I believe in ghosts. I never really thought about it too much.

[!King_Amazon!]

I guess I believe in ghosts. I never really thought about it too much.
Replace "ghosts" with "god" and you describe pretty much every religious person in the world. If you're going to claim to believe in something, at least put thought into it first. Otherwise you are basically just being willfully ignorant.

[KagomJack]

It's just not a subject I ever really gave much thought on (which is surprising given I live in an area that's supposed to be very much haunted).

[Skurai]

Favorite kind of pasta?

[KagomJack]

Chicken alfredo.

[!King_Amazon!]

That's a pasta dish, not a pasta. A pasta would be fettuccine. Durr hurr.

[Asamin]

That's a pasta dish, not a pasta. A pasta would be fettuccine. Durr hurr.

Woooh there. We got ourselves a pasta expert here.

[KagomJack]

Well, picking a pasta type instead of pasta dish, I'd choose penne.

[Skurai]

Have you ever visited Italy, or considered visiting Italy?

[Asamin]

What do you think made this graph? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/De_template.svg/190px-De_template.svg.png

[KagomJack]

Have you ever visited Italy, or considered visiting Italy?
I'd like to visit.

What do you think made this graph? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/De_template.svg/190px-De_template.svg.png
Jesus.

[Asamin]

I believe you are correct good sir.

[KagomJack]

I'm correct a lot of times. People just like to overlook it.

[Asamin]

People don't like it when they are wrong. It's just kinda natural.

[KagomJack]

I don't mind being wrong.

[Skurai]

Have you ever been incredibly angry that you were wrong?

[Wallow]

Mmm, this thread's lost its shine. Kagom you should start asking us questions as a homosexual.

[Asamin]

Great idea. Kagom, ask questions and we shall answer.

[KagomJack]

Not since I was little.

And Swallows, why would I ask questions when the thread is called "Ask the faggot"? That's just kinda stupid.

[!King_Amazon!]

And Swallows, why would I ask questions when the thread is called "Ask the faggot"?

There's some sort of irony joke to be made about this.

[Wallow]

Would you like me to accommodate a thread titled "The Faggot Asks"?

[Skurai]

"Advice: with the Faggot"
"The Faggot goes to Jail"
"The Faggot meets Dracula"

[KagomJack]

I'd like a fictional story where I met Dracula.

[Skurai]

I'll work on it. Release it around Halloween time.

What's your favorite horror movie?

[Asamin]

Mac or PC?

[KagomJack]

I guess I'd have to say the original "Salem's Lot". And I'm a PC person, Asamin.

[Skurai]

Do you plays Saints Row the Third? Can you give us a screenshot of your character? :3

[Grav]

:3


Don't do this.

[Asamin]

Don't do this.

I agree. Please never do that again.

[!King_Amazon!]

You guys may as well be asking Kagom to stop being gay.

[KagomJack]

No and no.

[Asamin]

You guys may as well be asking Kagom to stop being gay.

I believe we were asking Skurai to never make a cat face emoticon again.

[!King_Amazon!]

Yes. Asking Skurai to stop being a retard is like asking Kagom to stop being a homo.

[Wallow]

We have the technology...

[Asamin]

I believe the technology is called a bullet.

[Skurai]

I would purposely say ":3" as my last words, just to retort.

[Asamin]

You can't say that.

[KagomJack]

You guys have any normal questions you wanna ask or something? Any abnormal questions? Just anything that's not stupid, really.

[Grav]

Are you monogamous by nature?

[Wallow]

What race are you attracted to the most?

[KagomJack]

Are you monogamous by nature?
Yes. I tried a polygamous relationship and it was very difficult for me emotionally and mentally. I really did everything I could to go along with it, but it just wasn't meant to be.

What race are you attracted to the most?
It's difficult to say. My favorites are Asians, Germans (Germanic guys anyway), and mulatto guys (which is weird because I'm not that into dating black guys, but if he has a good personality and good looks as well, then there's no need to discriminate, but mixed guys are pretty hot).

[Grav]

Yes. I tried a polygamous relationship and it was very difficult for me emotionally and mentally. I really did everything I could to go along with it, but it just wasn't meant to be.

But everyone knows the gays just run around sodomizing each other at random.

Is it true that it's not unusual for a gay guy to not enjoy anal?

[Asamin]

Do gay men have to remember to actually have a relationship not based completely in sex? I figure since men are the main drive in a sexual relationship when there's two of them that must be all it is.

[KagomJack]

But everyone knows the gays just run around sodomizing each other at random.

Is it true that it's not unusual for a gay guy to not enjoy anal?
I know quite a few who refuse to do anal. I personally don't understand it, but hey, to each his own.

Do gay men have to remember to actually have a relationship not based completely in sex? I figure since men are the main drive in a sexual relationship when there's two of them that must be all it is.
No, they don't. Some guys are dating, some guys are fuckbuddies, etc. It's just the same as heterosexual relationships.

[!King_Amazon!]

since men are the main drive in a sexual relationship

Women like sex just as much or more than men, if you aren't beta.

This guy might seem like a bit of an asshole, but he's pretty much spot on.

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[Asamin]

It always seems to me that a guy has much more of a sex drive then a female.

[Skurai]

Right before/after the period, the girl usually has a huge sex drive. And a huge bitch drive.


Kagom, what color do you dress in the most? You don't seem like a pink kinda guy. Do you know any gay men who dress in an absurd about of pink?

[!King_Amazon!]

It always seems to me that a guy has much more of a sex drive then a female.
This is because you do not understand women in the least.

[Wallow]

This is because you do not understand women in the least.

Don't play the equality card. Women have much less of a sex drive than men before their cherry is popped.

And even after losing their v cards, which gender is more attributed to sex crimes?

[KagomJack]

I tend to wear neutral colors than anything. Whites, blacks, browns, some greens and reds. I don't really dress for flamboyancy. But yes, I do know some gay guys who dress in pink or more extravagant colors, like neons and the sort.

[Asamin]

This is because you do not understand women in the least.

Don't even try K_A. Don't even try.

[KagomJack]

I think he could be right.

[Asamin]

what's the nickname you most like?

[KagomJack]

Well, I guess "fox", but that's what my ex called me all the time. "Sweet potato" is a favorite that a close friend of mine calls me when she sees me.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

When you fantasize about furries, are they always male? Or female as well?

[KagomJack]

I haven't fantasized about furries in years. They just don't appeal to me anymore.

[Grav]

I haven't fantasized about furries in years. They just don't appeal to me anymore.

Is this because of association with your ex

[KagomJack]

Nah. Furries in general are whiny, self-diagnosed wannabe aspie kids with no social skills who oftentimes want to date nasty, ugly people. Not all, but enough of them.

[Asamin]

What is the one thing you hate it when someone says while trying to hit on you?

[KagomJack]

"Your ass would look good on my dick." My other hated one is "You're cute. I bet you got cute feet too."

[JRwakebord]

What are your most and least favorite "styles" for a guy to have?

[Asamin]

"Your ass would look good on my dick." My other hated one is "You're cute. I bet you got cute feet too."

I never imagined gay guys that vulgar. Huh.

[KagomJack]

I guess my favorite would be the nerdy style. Least favorite would be the flamboyant type.

[Asamin]

Well nerds are always nice. They have to be. There's no other way for them to get a girl/guy

[Grav]

Well nerds are always nice. They have to be. There's no other way for them to get a girl/guy

Ahahaha

[KagomJack]

I've had a thing for a nerdy (supposedly) straight friend of mine for the past two years. Really sweet guy, good looking, muscular, and just super nerdy. Found out he may be having copious amounts of sex with a friend of ours (who is gay) and it kinda floored me.

[Grav]

Haha, how did that come up in casual conversation?

"Hey, you know Jer, the super cute straight guy? Yeah, turn's out Bri is ramming his asshole out!" "How sweet."

[Asamin]

That is a great question. Except I'd imagine more....
"You know that friend of our's, yeah i herd that other dude is having sex with him"

[KagomJack]

It's a long story.

[Asamin]

We can find the time to read it.

[KagomJack]

I don't feel like going over it though.

[Asamin]

Well that is stinky.... I was looking forward to a good story from Kagom.

[Skurai]

What do you think about feces during sex?

[KagomJack]

Unnecessary and a definite no.

[Asamin]

As if the answer could be anything but.

[KagomJack]

Some people are into coprophagia. I'm not.

I also told my straight friend how I felt about him. Went better than expected. We're still friends. :]

[Skurai]

Do you have any tattoos? Of what?

[KagomJack]

Not yet. I'm planning to get a Valknot and a spear somewhere on my body.

[Asamin]

Good for you that you remained friends! I wish I got that lucky with girls I like. But generally when I tell them they stop talking to me.