Calamine Lotion

[kaos]

Has anyone here ever jacked off with calamine lotion.

[RoboticSilence]

No, but it's probably a bad idea. It dries your skin so I don't think it would be a good thing to have around your dick.

[Demosthenes]

Has anyone here ever jacked off with calamine lotion.

You are a sick man.

[kaos]

I didn't say I did, but my friend said his brother got zinc oxide overdose for doing so...and his dick turned yellow.

[kaos]

You know what I just thought...


Rubbing poison ivy on your nuts....

that would fuckkin hurt. plus it'll make your dick look small.

[RoboticSilence]

I was going to mention the zinc oxide overdose. That's why they say you shouldn't use Calamine Lotion too often.

[Kaneda]

Ya we can all say that now...

[DaFrigginDoctah]

I dont use lotion to beat the (neatly trimmed) bush.

[HandOfHeaven]

Aren't you the one who was gonna jackoff at passers by in the mirror bathroom that you could see out of but people couldn't see in?

[KagomJack]

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT HIS HOLY AND DECENT, WHY DO YOU ASK THIS QUESTION?'

And I would think it'd be bad for you.

[Sovereign]

I most certainly do not.

[D3V]

Has anyone here ever jacked off with calamine lotion.


Try toothpaste.

[RoboticSilence]

Yeah ok thread closed, thanks D3V.