Fake Announcement: I'm back

After 8 days without a proper internet connection, I'm finally back. NEVER underestimate lightning, that's all I have to say.

good to have you back m8.

The pleasure is all mine, take my word for that.
I'm going to write a horror novel about my offline experience in the upcoming future.

Your ISP ever give you an actual explanation?

Yes, lightning struck, and the only guy who could fix it was on a vacation, plus that they started crying (for real).

I'm going to demand that they don't charge me this month at least.

Crying...CRYING? What kind of sissy-ass ISP is this?

The only one available that provides me with a resonable connection.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! whats with the gay music in this post?

I cant hear anything