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Morning Wood
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Posted 2007-08-02, 08:58 AM
Sucks ass. When I want to piss after I wake up, I want to piss. Not have my dick tell me 'Wait a second'...
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Posted 2007-08-02, 10:01 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post "Morning Wood"
Lmao. I had midnight wood last night. I was trying to sleep and the fucker wouldn't stop throbbing. WTF. Leave me alone so I can sleep.
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Posted 2007-08-02, 10:01 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post "Morning Wood"
You can piss with wood, it's just tricky as hell.
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Posted 2007-08-02, 10:10 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "You can piss with wood, it's just..."
hahahahaha, So glad I don't have that problem :P
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-08-02, 11:02 AM in reply to klo's post starting "hahahahaha, So glad I don't have that..."
I'd rather have morning wood than PMS.
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Posted 2007-08-02, 11:03 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "I'd rather have morning wood than PMS."
Right about now I start having AWFUL cramps...but b4 i had the baby i hardly had any pain. I'm pretty much constantly a bitch tho . I'm pretty easy going, if I have everything I need done...done. lol.
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-08-02, 11:06 AM in reply to klo's post starting "Right about now I start having AWFUL..."
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I'm pretty much constantly a bitch tho
Glad we got that settled!!
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Posted 2007-08-02, 11:27 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Glad we got that settled!! :grin:"
i just lean forward
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Posted 2007-08-02, 11:47 AM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "i just lean forward"
Dude, it's hard. I don't wanna be pissing a fountain and trying to aim. I just woke up!
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Posted 2007-08-02, 01:26 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Dude, it's hard. I don't wanna be..."
Just smack the shit out of it...














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Posted 2007-08-02, 01:39 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Dude, it's hard. I don't wanna be..."
haha, kaneda is messy sometimes
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-08-02, 01:49 PM in reply to klo's post starting "haha, kaneda is messy sometimes:("
Wow, that's just an odd fact. You're one post away from the devil's number!
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Posted 2007-08-02, 02:02 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Wow, that's just an odd fact. You're..."
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Wow, that's just an odd fact. You're one post away from the devil's number!
And you're one post away from officially being retarded.
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Posted 2007-08-02, 02:24 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Wow, that's just an odd fact. You're..."
Your right, i need to make 2 really fast lol.
I missed my 420 post though.
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-08-02, 02:25 PM in reply to klo's post starting "Your right, i need to make 2 really..."
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Your right, i need to make 2 really fast lol.
I missed my 420 post though.
^ Is your 666th post !!














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Posted 2007-08-02, 02:27 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "^ Is your 666th post !!"
GONE!
muaahhhaaaha
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-08-02, 03:00 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "And you're one post away from..."
STFU N00B!



666 was my offering envelope number at my old church.
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Posted 2007-08-02, 03:16 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post "Morning Wood"
I wake up with morning wood every goddamn day and it's absolutely annoying given my morning routine of wake up, go to the bathroom, watch a little TV, then check my forums, etc. I have to wait a half hour just to go to the bathroom. :<
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Posted 2007-08-02, 03:18 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I wake up with morning wood every..."
I'm telling you guys, just smack the shit out of it and it'll die in seconds.














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Posted 2007-08-02, 04:08 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "I'm telling you guys, just smack the..."
I'd rather not.
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