Dudes, the CIA is after me!

So, the CIA found out I learned all about their secret trade dealings with the Iranians as well as giving the gov't officials in Belarus weapons to put down the people! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

uh uh get a pillow, a match box, and 2 pack of cards then go and wear some shitty clothes and say "gimem money or i'll burn my self"

Cyanide pill. The manly way to die.

Turn yourself in. You can get butt secks in jail!

The jail guards will be wondering why kagom has such a bad grip on the soap.

But the Yakuza is after me too and they got plants in the jails.

i say fess up. Ull be put in the paper in the morning

Hide underground... its safer there... ohh and no net or tv or anything eventually everone will forget they are after you and it will be safe to return to your normal life

It's worked for Bin Laden, after all.

Haven't heard any news on him for a few years, now.

It's worked for Bin Laden, after all. Haven't heard any news on him for a few years, now.

HE HAD kidney problems. Hes probably dead in a mountain somewhere, hopefully, in a pile of his own shit

Go to Japan and hide out for a few years. That's what I'd do...

What part of "The Yakuza are after me" did you not understand?

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread....479#post585850

Japan is ungodly unsafe.

Butt secks ftw.

Goto a Russian gulag or whatever it's called.

i'm telling you burning ur self alive is the way to go the cia will say no wait sir come iwth us then you go berserk, rape them, then get money!!

Lol the Yakuza is a Japanese ring that works in China and the Triad in a Chinese ring that works in Japan so in Japan you would be safe from the Yakuza seeing as how no one ever looks under their own nose and teh Yakuza really don't do anything there.

Lol the Yakuza is a Japanese ring that works in China and the Triad in a Chinese ring that works in Japan so in Japan you would be safe from the Yakuza seeing as how no one ever looks under their own nose and teh Yakuza really don't do anything there.

Yakuza is a lot more broad than one group.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakuza

Yakuza (ヤクザ or やくざ , Yakuza?), also known as gokudō (極道), are members of traditional organized crime groups in Japan. Outside of Japan, the term also refers to traditional Japanese organized crime in general. Today, the yakuza are one of the largest organized crime phenomena in the world. In Japanese legal terminology, yakuza organizations are referred to as bōryokudan, literally "violence groups". Yakuza members consider this an insult, as bōryokudan is a term which can be applied to any violent criminal. In the Western press they are sometimes called the "Japanese mafia", by analogy with other traditionally Italian-Sicilian organized crime groups of the same name. For a list of present and past yakuza gangs, see the bōryokudan page.