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Posted 2006-05-09, 03:23 PM
Ex said:
Craig,

I know it's been a few years since we were last together, but I can't stop thinking about you. You fuck me better than anyone I've ever been with, or ever heard about for that matter. Your dick iks so big and it feels so good when you penetrated me, and I just want it all the time. Now, I know you are happy right now, and I don't want anything exclusive. I just want to suck you off and fuck the shit out of you every once in a while so I can feel good about myself again.

Please, use and abuse me when you're drunk.

Please, call me only when you feel like having sex.

Please, don't hesitate to call if you want a blow job.

For the love of God and all that is good, PLEASE, just fuck me again with no strings attached!

Love always and forever,

Ex-girlfriend


Wow, now I'm all confused about what to do. Should I fuck, choke, and fist this hoe again, or should I play nice and not cheat on my current girlfriend?
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Posted 2006-05-09, 03:33 PM in reply to Titusfied's post "OMG, now I got an email from the Ex..."
You piece of shit I will kill you!

In Halo 2 when I get back.

Loser.
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Posted 2006-05-09, 03:37 PM in reply to Sum Yung Guy's post starting "You piece of shit I will kill you! ..."
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Craig,

I know it's been a few years since we were last together, but I can't stop thinking about you. You fuck me better than anyone I've ever been with, or ever heard about for that matter. Your dick iks so big and it feels so good when you penetrated me, and I just want it all the time. Now, I know you are happy right now, and I don't want anything exclusive. I just want to suck you off and fuck the shit out of you every once in a while so I can feel good about myself again.

Please, use and abuse me when you're drunk.

Please, call me only when you feel like having sex.

Please, don't hesitate to call if you want a blow job.

For the love of God and all that is good, PLEASE, just fuck me again with no strings attached!

Love always and forever,

Steveharris666
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Out in this cold hearted world is a warm sense that comes from only one. It is true cause his name states what kind of person he is. With honor comes glory and with glory comes GLORY GAMER
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Posted 2006-05-09, 03:39 PM in reply to glory_gamer's post starting "More like this!"
That is quite possible Glory, Titus and Steve did hit it off back in the day.
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Posted 2006-05-09, 03:42 PM in reply to glory_gamer's post starting "More like this!"
That shit is funny
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Posted 2006-05-09, 11:00 PM in reply to kenpo sensei's post starting "That shit is funny"
Wow i laughed hard
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Posted 2006-05-09, 11:38 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "Wow i laughed hard"
That's every guy's dream e-mail. Whether or not you act on it is up to you and your moral standards. Me? I'd probably act on it, but I'm a scumbag.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-05-11, 09:41 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "That's every guy's dream e-mail...."
I'm still laughing
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Posted 2006-05-16, 10:42 PM in reply to kenpo sensei's post starting "I'm still laughing"
Do it yet?


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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