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David Duchovny is fucking harsh.
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Posted 2005-12-20, 07:02 PM
That is really all their is to say. 9 years of this bad mother fucker ruining peoples shit on X-files and many short comedic roles in films qualify this guy as one hardcore son of a bitch.
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Posted 2005-12-20, 07:14 PM in reply to Bon Clay's post "David Duchovny is fucking harsh."
I think I saw him with a shot glass once, too. Mosdef a badass. Fuck Norris.
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Posted 2005-12-21, 12:06 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "I think I saw him with a shot glass..."
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard, just another fist.














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Posted 2005-12-21, 02:30 AM in reply to Bon Clay's post "David Duchovny is fucking harsh."
I forgot what time xfiles was on the broadcast station here
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Posted 2005-12-21, 08:18 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I forgot what time xfiles was on the..."
when i was younger, that show scared the fuck out of me. But i lost all points towards david when he went on Sex and the Ciy
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Posted 2005-12-21, 03:23 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "when i was younger, that show scared..."
What's with this rush of Chuck Norris jokes and references?
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Posted 2005-12-21, 05:03 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "What's with this rush of Chuck Norris..."
Agreed, hes a tough cookie.
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Posted 2005-12-21, 09:04 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "What's with this rush of Chuck Norris..."
KagomJack said:
What's with this rush of Chuck Norris jokes and references?
Who says they're joking?
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Posted 2005-12-21, 10:10 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "Who says they're joking?"
i think the vin diesl jokes are better
for example- vin goes to the doctor to give blood, the nurse comes in with a needle and container and vin goes no. He then asks for a gun and a bucket and goes off to fill it up. Its priceless
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Posted 2005-12-22, 10:56 AM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "i think the vin diesl jokes are better..."
I heard that one with Chuck Norris being used.

Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel < prehistoric monkey poo < Chuck Norris

Who would win in a fight to the death: Chuck Norris or God?

Trick question, Chuck Norris IS God.
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Posted 2005-12-22, 11:16 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I heard that one with Chuck Norris..."
haha i heard that one
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Posted 2005-12-23, 06:33 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I heard that one with Chuck Norris..."
KagomJack said:
I heard that one with Chuck Norris being used.

Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel < prehistoric monkey poo < Chuck Norris

Who would win in a fight to the death: Chuck Norris or God?

Trick question, Chuck Norris IS God.
Chuck Norris is more famous now than ever I think :P.
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Posted 2005-12-23, 06:35 AM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "Chuck Norris is more famous now than..."
Erm...who's Chuck Norris?

PLease don't kill me!
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Posted 2005-12-23, 06:39 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Erm...who's Chuck Norris? PLease..."
Lenny said:
Erm...who's Chuck Norris?

PLease don't kill me!
Martial artist/actor

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Posted 2005-12-23, 08:45 AM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "Martial artist/actor ..."
Thanks for picking the one picture of him with his pants about to come off.
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Posted 2005-12-23, 09:06 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "Thanks for picking the one picture of..."
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Thanks for picking the one picture of him with his pants about to come off.
That's the before picture ...now for the after!
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Posted 2005-12-23, 09:22 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "That's the before picture ...now for..."
Chuck Norris while cool in his own right should not even be mentioned next to the greatness that is Duchovny.
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Posted 2005-12-25, 01:02 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "What's with this rush of Chuck Norris..."
KagomJack said:
What's with this rush of Chuck Norris jokes and references?
Maybe people found the random fact generator?

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/


EDIT: Walker Texas Ranger is still on.
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Posted 2005-12-25, 01:10 PM in reply to pr0xy's post starting "Maybe people found the random fact..."
If you try to kick Chuck Norris in the balls, his penis will roundhouse kick your foot.
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Posted 2005-12-25, 02:08 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "If you try to kick Chuck Norris in the..."
LOL.. hmm i wonder why the brits and the aussies havent really heard of chuck before.. rather strange. what a chest! he has like 4ft of hair on that baby
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