Check your toilet seats everyone.

OH NOES! He's doing it so this never EVER happens again!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/08/to....ap/index.html

"It's not about the money. I want my health back. I want to be back to normal," Dougherty said. "I want to make sure this doesn't happen to anybody ever, ever again."

"It's not about the money. I want my health back. I want to be back to normal," Dougherty said. "I want to make sure this doesn't happen to anybody ever, ever again."

Nope can't say I've ever seen that happen but its just funnah

That's a strange prank. Whatever happened to gluing a 2 pound coin to the floor and seeing how many people try to pick it up?!

Ha. I work for Home Depot. Not a bad idea...

Once again, another ridiculous lawsuit in which someone is trying to make money by suing a big company.

They win sometimes too. That is sad.

Well, sadly he can't stop it from happening... this happens every day to people!

Wow...just...wow...motherfuckers are gettin' weird o.o

this shit is crazy

Paper on the toilet seat is key.

exactly! you said it!

I always TP the seat.

The guy's gotta be full of shit. Pardon the pun.

Guy got his ass glued to the toilet seat at home depot by some teenage pranksters. Decided it was the stores fault he got stuck there and is suing Home Depot for $3 million.

He shouldn't be able to sue for that amount of money. Just because someone was having a bit of fun with Ye Olde Super Glue doesn't mean he's got authority to demand $3 million.

if he has any chance to win they'll settle for like $200,000 or something im sure

Guy got his ass glued to the toilet seat at home depot by some teenage pranksters. Decided it was the stores fault he got stuck there and is suing Home Depot for $3 million.

It also said that a year ago he was glued to a DIFFERENT toilet seat. You don't think it's possible that he did it to himself?

that's what i been thinking the whole time

Same.

I hope he does it again. i got a good laugh when I heard of this.

It also said that a year ago he was glued to a DIFFERENT toilet seat. You don't think it's possible that he did it to himself?

I'd laugh if he accidentally glued his sphincter shut.