Snot that is liquid instead of solid

I hate it. It is simply a pain in the ass.

If you try to shoot a snotrocket, you get leftover nose jizz on your face.

It constantly tries to leak out during cold weather.

It makes snotty tissues even more nasty.

It escapes from you and sometimes you'll find it on the back of your hand or something after sneezing.

Very annoying.

I had to sneeze 3 times when I woke up this morning, the last time I exhaled through my nose and snot flew everywhere... That reminds me, I have to change my sheets.

It's annoying during tests.

Whenever some major tests roll around, I always get the most annoying cold. Last lot we were in the School Gym (bloody giant place with amazing echoes) and I couldn't stop sniffing...annoyed everyone within shouting distance to no end.

EDIT: What a weird thread. Since when has Grav posted random, spur of the moment threads anyway? I like it!

sneezing in class is the best cause i sneeze multiple times and all my teachers now it. They will stop thier lectures and wait til im through. Makes the class less boring

sneezing in class is the best cause i sneeze multiple times and all my teachers now it. They will stop thier lectures and wait til im through. Makes the class less boring

This girl in HS sneezed a record 17 times during a vocabulary test. was funny

Sneezing is said to be 1/10th of an orgasm. So she had an orgasm and 70% of another. Lucky...

The worst is the kind that gets all up in your shit and is impossible to do anything about. Half solid half liquid, all goop.

The worst is the kind that gets all up in your shit and is impossible to do anything about. Half solid half liquid, all goop.

and when you wipe your nose and pull the kleenexe away its all stringy and shit =\

*note to self* Do NOT read this thread again when eating!