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Anorectal abscess
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Posted 2005-06-28, 02:53 AM
Apparently I've got one. It's a bump next to my anus that is kinda dark blue like a bruise and it's filled with pus. My pustule on my balls is gone thankfully, but now this. WHY?

I've gotta get it drained by a doctor. That should be fun telling a doctor that I need an anal bump drained.
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Posted 2005-06-28, 05:23 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Anorectal abscess"
Fuck.. You're strugglin...

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Posted 2005-06-28, 06:56 AM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "Fuck.. You're strugglin..."
No shit man, I guess I'm just really unlucky lately. I'm waiting for the cancer.
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Posted 2005-06-28, 07:34 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "No shit man, I guess I'm just really..."
Is he going to be taking and pictures for research purposes?
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Posted 2005-06-28, 10:28 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "No shit man, I guess I'm just really..."
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No shit man, I guess I'm just really unlucky lately. I'm waiting for the cancer.
That blows, man.

I think I might have cancer. Breast cancer to be exact. There's a lump on my left peck and it hurts whenever touched. It's not going away and I'm getting pissed.
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Posted 2005-06-28, 10:46 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "That blows, man. I think I might..."
Maybe a rib fracture? I'd get an x-ray just for the hell of it, not like they're difficult to come by.
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Posted 2005-06-28, 11:02 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Anorectal abscess"
Ouch...you seem to be on the wrong side of bumps and pustules...
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Posted 2005-06-28, 11:37 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Ouch...you seem to be on the wrong side..."
I fucked him so hard he got a postule on his ass.
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Posted 2005-06-28, 12:54 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "I fucked him so hard he got a postule..."
Al has the gay.

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Posted 2005-06-28, 03:10 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "That blows, man. I think I might..."
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That blows, man.

I think I might have cancer. Breast cancer to be exact. There's a lump on my left peck and it hurts whenever touched. It's not going away and I'm getting pissed.
Very doubtful that it's cancer, I had the same thing when I was younger and so did a few other people I know(didn't we already talk about this in another thread?),
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Posted 2005-06-28, 03:48 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Very doubtful that it's cancer, I had..."
Google Image Search FTW!
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Posted 2005-06-28, 05:37 PM in reply to Penguin's post starting "Google Image Search FTW!..."
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Google Image Search FTW!
If you turn off image filtering you get more. I masturbated to each one.
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Posted 2005-06-28, 06:21 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Anorectal abscess"
Do it yourself with a needle and a mirror.
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Posted 2005-06-28, 09:40 PM in reply to -=Rico-GP=-'s post starting "Do it yourself with a needle and a..."
Talk about infection right there....
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Posted 2005-06-29, 09:18 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Talk about infection right there...."
No shit man. It hurts too much, fuck that.
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Posted 2005-06-29, 01:07 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "No shit man. It hurts too much, fuck..."
Duke, fucking.

EWW

Its like a grape on your ass? That really sucks man, its like a life-ruiner. Good luck K_A.
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Posted 2005-06-29, 03:17 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "Duke, fucking. EWW Its like a..."
It's smaller than a grape. It seems to be going away.
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Posted 2005-06-29, 09:08 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "It's smaller than a grape. It seems to..."
At least it ain't really big. I'd say go an tell a doctor about it if it's not gone by next week, despite the embarrasment.
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Posted 2005-07-14, 07:13 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "At least it ain't really big. I'd say..."
Holy fucking shit. man....


Holy fucking shit.
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Posted 2005-07-14, 08:15 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Holy fucking shit. man.... Holy..."
It's still there, it isn't getting any better or any worse, and it doesn't bother me, so for now I've got my own pet abscess.
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