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Movie: Napoleon Dynamite
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Posted 2005-03-15, 07:32 PM
This is one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time. Not only was it completely stupid, it was filled with Anti-white propaganda. The pansy White nerd main character befriends a Mestizo, his queer-acting brother meets a Negress from the Internet, and she transforms him into a dim-witted wigger.

The nerds' grandmother is portrayed as a butch dyke who rides dirtbikes over sand dunes (another multi-cultural reference). The principal of the school is potrayed as a facist racist for making fun of the Mexicans Napoleon befriends. The Mexican's cousins are gangmembers seen as good people (sort of like what Multi-Culture television does). The blatantly Nordic children are made to look evil and selfish. (this is something the movie business loves to do -- make fun of White people)

A blond girl rejects the Mexican's invitation to the prom, and we're supposed to feel sorry for him until the White nerd girl accepts his offer. (sort of like how we're somehow supposed to feel sorry for things that happen hundreds of years ago -- even though we didn't do it) The Mexican later wins the school Presidential election in front of a cheering all-White crowd against the wicked Aryan cheerleader, after Napoleon dances like a wigger to the Negro music given to him by his race-mixing brother's new black girlfriend. (this must have influenced lots of interracial dating)

The underlying message seems to be if you act queer, race-mix, and befriend minorities you'll be sucessful. If you're White and proud you will fail and be viewed as unpopular. If you look hard enough, you will notice lots of anti-White propaganda in any movie.

BUT THEN AGAIN -- it shows that wiggers are completely and utterly ridiculous (stating the truth here).
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.

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Posted 2005-03-15, 07:34 PM in reply to zonalon's post "Movie: Napoleon Dynamite"
The only thing I agree with you here is that the movie sucks.
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Posted 2005-03-15, 09:00 PM in reply to zonalon's post "Movie: Napoleon Dynamite"
Alright. I don't know how you don't fucking understand. GET IT THROUGH YOUR DENSE MIND, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT. NOBODY FUCKING CARES. Dun dun dun..... NOBODY. Quit with all this shit and actually become a contributing member to the forum because all you've given us so far is 7,000 pounds of bullshit. Just stop. I'm fucking begging you: QUIT WITH THE SHIT.

In fact, I'm going to respond to everyone of your posts with "QUIT WITH THE SHIT." Can you understand that, fuckface?

By the way, Napolean Dynamite was a great movie that had nothing to do with racism. Shut the flying fuck up.
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Posted 2005-03-15, 09:09 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Alright. I don't know how you don't..."
I thought that it was 17,000 pounds of bullshit, but I could be mistaken. Napoleon Dynamite was a really stupid movie, which made it funny. You could make that movie, how you say, coincide with OTHER racial assumptions and conclusions drawn out of your ass just as you have done with yours. You're done.
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Posted 2005-03-15, 09:16 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "I thought that it was 17,000 pounds of..."
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I thought that it was 17,000 pounds of bullshit, but I could be mistaken. Napoleon Dynamite was a really stupid movie, which made it funny. You could make that movie, how you say, coincide with OTHER racial assumptions and conclusions drawn out of your ass just as you have done with yours. You're done.
It was created by Multi-Culture Television (their sole purpose is to destroy the White race).
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
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Posted 2005-03-15, 11:13 PM in reply to zonalon's post "Movie: Napoleon Dynamite"
This isn't a fucking review, it's a racist diatribe. You analyzed nothing about the film's quality, aside from forming hilarious theories based on your bigoted paranoia and race-fueled feelings of inferiority.

This is not a review, therefore it does not belong in this forum. Moved to Media.
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Posted 2005-03-16, 06:46 AM in reply to Raziel's post starting "This isn't a fucking review, it's a..."
Rofl, he put this in reviews?
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Posted 2005-03-16, 07:06 AM in reply to undeadzombieguy's post starting "Rofl, he put this in reviews? :haha:"
The only thing that should be reviewed here is Zonalon's inferiority complex. By a professional counselor. A jewish one.
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Posted 2005-03-16, 08:57 AM in reply to Raziel's post starting "The only thing that should be reviewed..."
A gay Jewish one.


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Posted 2005-03-16, 09:29 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "A gay Jewish one."
A black gay jewish one.
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Posted 2010-01-25, 07:35 AM in reply to undeadzombieguy's post starting "A black gay jewish one."
I black gay Jewish one, with a limp, overbite, and can't spell "January."
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Posted 2010-01-25, 07:00 PM in reply to Snake's post starting "I black gay Jewish one, with a limp,..."
I black gay Jewish one, with a limp, overbite, can't spell "January" but can say it just fine, who enjoys long walks on the beach with mexican girls named "Sue".
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