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The threat became clear: the communists weren't happy that DFD saved me. Now, they were prepared to dish out some consequences with a side of ass kicking. H.A.T.T.'s LCD monitors displayed the warning. The communists were invading the hobo base.
Like an orgy of dirty prickling earthworms, every hobo at the base reached their dirty fingers into compartments and drew out an incredibly rugged hobo hat, each tailored to the particular hobo wielding it. After each hobo was armed, there was dead silence. You could hear nothing other than the faint hiss of cars at the Wendy's drive-thru. Then we heard footsteps off in the distance. Slowly but surely they got louder and louder. Out of the darkness a figure slowly started appearing which looked like a furred man. The distinct smell of urine filled the air, overpowering the native hobo urine smell. It was a man in a horse suit.
"I am Communist General Kagom, of the Furry guerrilla division," said the furred man. "In consequence for aiding the 'pursued', me and my Furry division will annihilate your base and kill all hobos in the area," he said. Kagom was serious; out of the darkness you could hear warped and twisted raccoon noises. The furry division was invading. There's no where else to turn. The fight to defend the base has begun.
A furry raccoon soldier leaped from the darkness at DFD. DFD raised his eyebrow and smiled. As the raccoon was in mid-air, DFD grabbed his hobo hat and elegantly swirled it towards the raccoon. The hat temporally transmuted into a flat, round plane of light and sliced the raccoon in half, vertically. The hat made a full circle and transmuted back to normal before gently resting back on DFD's head. "Nice," I said. DFD nodded.
But General Kagom was still smiling. For a few moments there was silence. Then, off in the darkness, hundreds if not thousands of raccoon noises began flooding us. Their hollow red eyes can be seen approaching. Every hobo readied their hat...
The first one jumped onto a hobo's leg and gnawed at it. He grabbed his hat and it transmuted into a light sword. He sliced it off his leg. Before he could catch his breath another and another lept on him. DFD threw his hat at the raccoons and both were sliced in half in a flash of light. They were coming by the hundreds. Every hobo was defending the base with all the might they could. DFD became surrounded with 24 raccoons. He got on his knees and extended out his hands like a begging hobo. The raccoons slowly got closer thinking he had given up. In a blinding flash of light DFD's hat split into two swirling discs on his begging hands. DFD yelled "Beggar's Death" and the two discs sliced through all 24 raccoons.
Off in the distance, Kagom saw that the hobos were doing well against protecting their base. Becoming angry, his fur started to glow. Slowly, he morphed into a 20 foot tall minotaur...
Next episode: They're after me #5: Kagom's Furry Transformation
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