Yesterday I was in a gym that looked like Pokemon stadium. So I took my buddy, and put him on one side of the gym, picked up a tennis ball, and walked myself to the other side. Then, I yelled "Pikachu! I choose you!" And threw the tennis ball at him.
This kind of stuff may or may not belong in a Private Message. You could argue that it's open for discussion but if it just gets shit on like this then try it through PM.