So I was watching TV the other day, when I saw the commercial for "Cinnamon Frosted Flakes" or whatever. The cereal claimed that it never got soggy in milk.
For the last 10 years or so, fucking cereal companies have been trying to make cereal that doesnt go soggy. I fear one day they will succeed. Who the fuck are they appealing to? Little pussy kids that start crying when their cereal goes soggy? Or health-conscious "soccer moms" that think cereal has less nutritional value when its soggy? I say fuck them...
I LOVE MY FUCKING CEREAL SOGGY. I personally let my Fruity Pebbles (not only the most pwn cereal, also the one with the least resistance to soggyness) sit around for a couple of minutes so that it becomes nice and soft. Who the fuck wants to do the work of chewing those fucking things right when they wake up? Who the fuck wants the sharp corners in dry cereal cutting away at their gums? I know I don't.
Cereal that doesn't go soggy
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