Giraffe

I got a Giraffe he is tall. I named my tall Giraffe after a monkey because if a monkey ever rode a Giraffe then that would mean that monkeys ride Giraffes!

Monkey looks like that.

When i got monkey from africa he was very tall, now he is taller, i think my monkey grows taller everyday. He has alot of friends, but no monkey friends, so i had to force him to meet a monkey because his name is monkey and he dosent know what he is named after.

But it was 2 in the morning and the zoo was LOCKED , ussly i can open the gate and pick up a monkey and toss him over the cage like a rock. also cause the zookeeper men kick me out due to the fact that everytime they yell at me, i tend to bite them...

Anyway so i found a kid and dressed him like a monkey and promised the kid he could see my monkey. Well when i showed him my Giraffe, he thought he was going to see a monkey! I WAS mad because he insulted my giraffe so i tol my giraffe to attack the monkey.

Here is a pic of my giraffe attacking the boy


They fought all the night till the boy scream and the giraffe bit the boy in the ear and the boy screamed because the giraffe bit him in the ear in the night. The boy ran aroun house all crazy and i open door and he run out. I laughed. Monkey laughed. We laughed together and shared a cheese danish


The morale of this story is that if you buy/smuggle/take/find a Giraffe and you name it Monkey, which most people do, then you must actully show him a real monkey, if you dress up a kid, the kid will poke at the Giraffe with his sticky fingers full of candy melted and hurt its neck cause its tall! So rember, kids and Giraffes dont mix, monkeys and Giraffes mix if the monkey gets to ride it!