Originally posted by Apoq i work at farmer jack.
a boring grocery store
you can die for your country
i can die from eating our expired food
Your job is alot more dangerous than you think. What if you are reloading shelves and you see a kid running at you . . you try to dodge him . . but you fall into the shelves, causing them to tumble . . like dominoes. Killing everyone in the store but a few select people smart enough to run. Now see, your job isn't boring?!
Your job is alot more dangerous than you think. What if you are reloading shelves and you see a kid running at you . . you try to dodge him . . but you fall into the shelves, causing them to tumble . . like dominoes. Killing everyone in the store but a few select people smart enough to run. Now see, your job isn't boring?!
Hes right! kids DO run in stores! and shelves DO tumble! What are YOU to DO?
Yes, yes . . the grocery store, though it might look nice and unhazardous, can be very very dangerous if the precautions are not taken.
1. Always, and I mean always, wear safety gear when going to the grocery store.
2. Never let your eyes wonder away from those Devils Minions(Kids)
3. Always be ready to leap when the shelves begin to tumble.(You might want to practice leaping in front of a miror. So you can perfect and look good in front of the ladies, as you leap amazingly out of the way of danger.)
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