Do you know what an Aglet is? I doubt it.... Well guess? Nope.... Nope.... HEll no what the heck were you thinking? duck feet... stupid
Anyway an Aglet is one of the most usefull things in the world, why? WHY? why must you ask why? they are the things on your shoelaces... you know the plastic things. I ussaly bite mine off when i buy my shoes... habit of mine.
Aglets are made of plastic and animal blubber, yes blubber. The plastic makes it strong, the blubber makes it tasty, that might be why i bite mine off.
Now do you like shoes? do you wear shoes.. I bet you do, But if you want some good shoes you need
Blueberry shoes are very tasty but very rare, only 20 pairs exist on this earth! They are made from bluebarrys and animal blubber. Which brings me to my next point, the companys are using more and more animal blubber because of the lack of leather...
Now, there are also "Hobo-shoes" which dont have Aglets, and they ussaly have Thorns in them, God musta put the thorns in the shoes to punish poor people for standing on street corners with mispelled signs asking for some of MY MONEY!
Now, i know what your thinking.... Why cant i live IN A SHOE... YES IN A SHOE! YOU HEARD ME! in a SHOE...
If you wish to live in a shoe you must first buy one or possibly make one, but to make one you must steal a giants shoe and from the looks of this shoe you either have to jack a dike giant or a very nasty male giant.
Pandas often carry shoes, here is Mr.panda hes a shoemaker
I also drew a picture of mr.panda to help you better identify him
Now do you see? DO YOU? Yes Aglets are IMPORTANT, without them, could mean extinction for the pandas and giants.... Now in that note id also like to point out that fat people have fat feet, have you ever seen a fat lady try to jam her foot into a shoe half her size at a store because she dosent want to look fat and then the shoe breaks cause its to small and her fat pours outta it? yeah...
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