What should I name my new bong?

I was thinking about naming it rockbiter after the rock guy from Neverending story. My roommate suggested Barack Obonga, but I don't think I like that. What do you guys think? Any name suggestions?

What's it look like? Pic?

#1 Stunna

What's it look like? Pic?

Here is a picture.

Edit: After looking at Sarah Palin's Facebook I think I like the name twix, its got caramel swirls all around it.

Lava Lamp.

That's a nice lookin piece man.

How about...

Bongholio
Mrs. Chokes-On-Smoke
Clusterfuck

I personally like Grav's idea.

The destroyer
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Would it be the #1 Stunna from WWF or the #1 Stunna from Cash Money?

I thought he meant the song..

I like #1 Stunna the best.

Haha #1 stunna......... Idk; I'm sure anything you call it would be fine. All of ours have some sort of story behind it, besides the steamroller and that's just what it does.

I have decided to go with the stifle rifle.

Not a bad name, my friend.

Just wondering, is it customary to name your bongs?

Only if you're a true stoner

I honestly never named any of my pieces. At one point in time I had 13, and I found it stupid to name them.

Only if you're a true stoner

The ones we have all were named AFTER they were smoked out of. Trying to name one before you are high is almost impossible. But that's a good name... hahaaa

Yea after I smoked out of it all the old names went out the window and I thought up a new one.

That's the way to do it.