Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate...
"Tribal sovereignty means that. It's sovereign. You're a ... you're a ... you've been given sovereignty and you're viewed as a sovereign entity."
This was the President's answer to the following question;
Most school kids learn about government in the context of city, county, state and federal, and of course, tribal governments are not part of that at all. Mr. President, you have been a governor and a president, so you have unique experience looking at it from two directions. What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and state governments?
Peter: I read it in a book or something
Brian: Are you SURE it was a book? Are you SURE it wasn't...NOTHING?
Peter: ..Oh..yea..
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Whn stewie and brian travel and stole a car
Stewie: Oh you have agood record now, Public Drunkeness, stealing a car...
Brian: Don't forget smashing your face against the car window..
Stewie: I dont remember..(brian stops and stewie flies forward hitting the window)...well I guess I walked right into that one.
Biran: You could be in magazines. And not just 'Juggs' or 'Creamsicle' (spills drink at this point.) Chick leaves.
Brian: Call me!
Brian to the bartender: She won't call....
Pool Attendent to Peter: Sir, could you please move your van off the diving board?
Peter: That's not a van! That's my son!
Pool Attendent(yelling): Oh hey Tom! It's not a van, it's just a fat kid!
Wanker22287: omg
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PimpinestJuice69: ??
PimpinestJuice69: shwat?
PimpinestJuice69: cry?>
PimpinestJuice69: why?
PimpinestJuice69: i deed not mean fatman i meen batman!!!!
Wanker22287: you call me fat rofley!
Wanker22287: omg
Wanker22287:
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PimpinestJuice69: ??
PimpinestJuice69: shwat?
PimpinestJuice69: cry?>
PimpinestJuice69: why?
PimpinestJuice69: i deed not mean fatman i meen batman!!!!
Wanker22287: you call me fat rofley!
Nah, that's not a good quote. It looks like two disturbed boys who are unsure about their sexuality.
In 1989, the United States, which was displeased with the policies of the
dictator of Panama, invaded that country and placed in power a government
more to its liking.
In 1990, Iraq, which was displeased with the policies of the dictator of
Kuwait, invaded that country and placed in power a government more to its
liking.
"Never shall innocent blood be shed yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeance strike and hammer from God."
"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features"
"Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away."
"no matter how far a jackass travels it will never return a horse" batou
"only to things can survive a nuclear war cockroaches and twinkies" peter
same episode
"with out guns who would our forefathers solved there problems" peter