Family Guy:

Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate...

[Peter is watching this on TV]

Peter Griffin: What the hell does rant mean?

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Winston Churchill said this while talking to Lady Nancy Astor:

Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I’d put poison in your coffee.
Winston Churchill: If I were your husband I’d drink it.

w00t.