He noticed that, now that he was a superhero, the world didn't quite work the same way that he was used to, and because of that, the WORLD ITSELF must be in danger!
Suddenly a seagull shit on his head, so he pulled out a colt-45 and blew the bird to kingdom come, but the mexican police captured him because it was a mexican seagull and it is illegal to kill mexican seagulls.
and so he went back in time and tele-frag the mexican policeman, and then told his past-self that he too must go back in time to safe his past-self from killing the seagull just as you did, so that the future and past would not be altered. and so then all was well, and our hero ponders about what he should do next.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.
MightyChicken Said "Yeah I got some advice for you, The key to be a good super hero is to be a good fighter and an easy way to fight your enemey is like this" he then turns and Punches MightyMiltia in the stomach "use the element of surprise to your advantage.!"