Freestyle rap motherfucks!

I like men
I live in a hen
I'm not black
I'm not wack
I'm white
And I cause a fright
Molesting is what I do
Tell all your children to hide at the zoo
Yep, you guessed it right
Jenna Jameson's pussy is very tight
But I don't have a pussy
I talk like a wussy
Although, I wish I had one
I used to be a Nigerian
I belong to the Black Sun Faction
My name is Michael Jackson

How about you record it... instead of taking minutes and minutes to write down. Freestyle is supposed to be about quick thinking, and your ability to rap... NOT FIGURE OUT WHAT OTHER DISS RHYMES WITH SHIT IN 30 MINUTES SO YOU CAN "BATTLE" ONLINE!

omfg that was excellent........i was cracking up and my mom was like "STFU LET ME SLEEP" D3v you teh racist fux you need to get your ass back in the klux you ain't got shit like my nigs from the bronx they open your anus like a bottle of wine pop your fucking cap then we rdy to dine can of whoopass opened on yo spine back to your knees where yo ass was assigned

Nice

Ima racist fuck!? Its ok if i drag niggas behind my truck
If i ever do get into the klux, its gonna be for protection, from slappin u up
shit if I lived in the bronx i'd move,
those africans look like they espaced from a zoo
fuck opening my ass like wine, i'd run and hide in a ditch
when they come out and i'm unnoticed, i'd make everyone my bitch
can of whoopass does no harm
ima get my swager on put on the charm, and do harm to your mom

Crumpet stuffing is very fun
Y halo thar Mr. Clerk, do you have a hamburger bun
Would you care for a spot of tea
Excuse me sir, I have to pee
And I as I go to the bathroom
I hear a rather disturbing boom
Somebody crept up behind me
And grabbed my weewee
It just happened to be George Bush
So I asked him, whattya doin yew lil' douche
What's up lobsterbacks, muh name is Tony Blair
And if you fuck with me, I'll send off a flair
Right into yer eye BITCH
O noes, my balls have an itch

NGM > everyone.

I was walkin down the street so cool and fine,
when i saw yo momma in the welfare line.
She was pushin and shovin with no respect,
all she wanted was a welfare check.
If you really wanna battle lets get it started,
cause ya rhymes got AIDs and your dads retarded.
I will open your ass so fucking wide,
that you will start to look like tyrannicide.




BOOM!

How might I be a jew? I don't see how this is funny, but apparently I have a bad sence of humor.

You also have a bad SENSE of spelling, nigger.

Okay, here I go.



I was walking down the steet.
(bobs head)
and I fucked your mom.

That's a distinct possibility. One of these days, fate is just going to get tired of waiting. I'll open up a can of Mountain Dew and a swarm of wasps will fly out.

The prospect of these two ill fates combining into one event, said event being a swarm of wasps flying out of your Mountain Dew can, is quite humorous. I enjoyed it.

I aint no wigger,
so i don't like to rap,
im sick of all these niggers,
talkin about "bustin a cap",
but their wangs are bigger,
so im gonna go take a nap,
and dream,
about having a massive dong,
and rockin out the porno scene,
with my tremdously awesome schlong.
Omg h4x

Nice quadruple post Penny.

I was thinking about going for 5.

Your actin all cool, callin me a rapper wanna be//
your spittin out rhymes, weak but to blind to see//
get off your high horse, no way your a gee//
you could only produce an album by payin the right fee//
I give you props since you keep on tryin//
but it is obvious that your skills keep dyin//
Originality gone, i'm gonna set you in your place//
you are of no more, nuthin but a welfare case//
your vocab is as large as the word kite//
i'm finished this diss, steppin back from the mic//
the crowds yellin, callin for an encore//
no need to continue, I just ran up the score//


Ne of u step back on my court and ur dead.

Tyran ur rhymes sounds like fucken poems man make them more hmm violent and make them flow better hehe hades knows how i rap... ill post in a bit

omg look fellas there we have our own mother goose!........ Hes filled with anger just because his mother is a protitute........... listen t dont get mad at us cuz your mother is loose it aint my fault she was getting boned by the skin flute wich has HiV and AIds and then she was bouncing up and down, broke her leg inside of an escalade.

yo, d3v is lucky i dont hit him and dismantle his bodie with a bus. mother fucker is lucky i dont slit open his nuts. mother fucker is lucky i dont cut off his dick and smack him with it in disgust, but in reality what i can do is take his ass back to diablo and rape him with my caducus.

BtW... Platnum that shit was funny lol

Whoa there Chief//
Use the edit feature//
Before I cap your ass//
Like an in-season creature//

Thank you.

Hahahaha, nice vollstrecker.

And random noob with the alternating capital letters, your "rapping" sucked dick, especially because you actually tried.

penny i know your not talking about me.