Freestyle rap motherfucks!

Don't make fun of me for stooping to their level of wannabe-rapper-esque crap, but I figured since I'm wearing a pink shirt, I might as well bring my level of raging homosexuality for myself to an all-time high.

Stop with the rhymes you queer little bitch,
Your flee-like spits are giving me an itch,
It's useless to battle, you ain't gonna win,
I'll slap you around like a killer whale's fin,
It'll hurt like a bitch, but you ain't much more,
You're weak little snippits are making me snore,
That's all I've got, so now I'll quit,
The tirade's over, so close this shit.

lmao, it pays to know what your talking about, Hades. Some people seem more intelligent until they speak... Then again, haven't seen a pic of you so I can't decide.

He posted his picture SOEMWHERE recently in the off topic forums. Cant remember where though >_<

Doesn't matter, I'll just base my view of him on what I have read here in this thread until more evidence either way comes along.

Oh no, I'm stuck in my truck
All alone, sitting next to a duck
I hope it doesn't want me to fuck
I don't want to bust a nut
Why am I living in Americunt
Skeet skeet skeet
I'm leet leet leet
You just got served
Now get down on your knees and suck my bird

You say your leet leet leet
but all you do is , beat, the , meat
You ain't ever gonna serve no one
unless you workin at the drivethru, big son
and Uncapped had better watch his back
kangomjack is movin in next door, and wants a peice of that ass
Tyrannacide thinks he can rap, thinks he can rhyme
but everytime he makes a reply, you think it should be a crime
mjordan2nd ain't that good i reckon
guess his mommas making appearences on zel again
And sov, I'm guessin he might be a jew
and Hades just got put down like a flaming pile 'of poo
so ima have to say bye bye
click right fast, and post my quick reply

You say your leet leet leet but all you do is , beat, the , meat You ain't ever gonna serve no one unless you workin at the drivethru, big son and Uncapped had better watch his back kangomjack is movin in next door, and wants a peice of that ass Tyrannacide thinks he can rap, thinks he can rhyme but everytime he makes a reply, you think it should be a crime mjordan2nd ain't that good i reckon guess his mommas making appearences on zel again And sov, I'm guessin he might be a jew and Hades just got put down like a flaming pile 'of poo so ima have to say bye bye click right fast, and post my quick reply

omfg that was excellent........i was cracking up and my mom was like "STFU LET ME SLEEP"

D3v you teh racist fux
you need to get your ass back in the klux
you ain't got shit like my nigs from the bronx
they open your anus like a bottle of wine
pop your fucking cap then we rdy to dine
can of whoopass opened on yo spine
back to your knees where yo ass was assigned

How might I be a jew?

I don't see how this is funny, but apparently I have a bad sence of humor.

Your fighting a battle you will never win//
your rhymes are weak, son it is a sin//
I enter the room and the lights go dim//
i'm the rhyme master,you all write me a hymn//
I am god to all you little wanna be nelly//
bitch, you actin like you will be on the tele//
but everyone here knows, i am the only one//
lurkin in the darkness, you all tryin to nunn//

just in case you don't know--v
nunn = avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of
hymn = a song of praise

but I figured since I'm wearing a pink shirt, I might as well bring my level of raging homosexuality for myself to an all-time high.

God dammit!! Why the fuck does this keep happening?! I have to have a mouth full of soda when I read this kind of shit, and I end up spitting half of it all over my monitor! It's never just before I'm about to take a drink, or just after I've swallowed, it's always when I've got a mouthful of Mountain Dew!

God dammit!

Seems to be a pattern between that and the bees, maybe the world is out to get you Raziel. Trying to make you choke on mountain dew and sting the piss out of you.

That's a distinct possibility. One of these days, fate is just going to get tired of waiting. I'll open up a can of Mountain Dew and a swarm of wasps will fly out.

Then you'll wake up and decide it's time to stop smoking crack.
God damn crack dreams.

That's a distinct possibility. One of these days, fate is just going to get tired of waiting. I'll open up a can of Mountain Dew and a swarm of wasps will fly out.

The prospect of these two ill fates combining into one event, said event being a swarm of wasps flying out of your Mountain Dew can, is quite humorous. I enjoyed it.

I aint no wigger,
so i don't like to rap,
im sick of all these niggers,
talkin about "bustin a cap",
but their wangs are bigger,
so im gonna go take a nap,
and dream,
about having a massive dong,
and rockin out the porno scene,
with my tremdously awesome schlong.
Omg h4x

Nice quadruple post Penny.