My friends boyfriend grabbed my crotch right in front of her. Of course, she couldn't see it, cause we were under water. And then he kissed me. And then she licked my cheek, and he licked my neck. And then I got horny. o.O And embarrassed.
Wow, you might of gotten yourself into a three---anyway, erm..let me see... I've done alot of stupid things before that really made me cover my face the entire day.
Like, thinking of eating a Nacho Supreme from Taco Bell while standing on line in a Bank. I was next and the Teller says "next" and so I walk up and I said "Let me get a Nacho Supreme and a medium coke" Then she said "excuse me?" and everyone looked at me and even the security guard (guess he thought I was up to something).
Another time was when I had a crush on this girl named Alexis. So I was on the public bus going home, standing at the back with my 'friends'. Alexis found out that day I had a crush on her and so she got on the bus and headed for the back. My friends saw her coming but I didn't since I was standing and had my back to the front. So they pass me a note and gave me $20 saying I dare you to say this. I didn't know she was on the bus (she takes the subway). So I take the note and read it "Alexis is a slut and she's my bitch". Then one of the guys shouts out. "Hey Alexis!" I turn around and *SLAP* I got a red imprint on my face and she curses me out a bit. Then she leaves the bus from the rear exit and I open the window but before I could say anything the bus starts and I lose my balance and fall down. Oh gawd...she hated me for over a month and then after she was friendly with me again she went out with another guy o.O; slept with him and all then she got dumped and I dont want her no more. Anyway, the whole thing really sucked =( Her friend told me she was gonna say "hi" to me and let me ask her out that day too! That sucks!!
"You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind"
"Im about to overload my aggression inhibitors"
"It says....push any key...er um, which one is the 'any' key?"
"Knowledge is Power. Power--Leads to Corruption. So we all go to school to be Evil!"
In middle school this guy betted these two other guys that I was easy. And so he tested it. His exacty line to me was:
"Hey, I bet those two guys over there that you were easy. So...are you?"
I looked at him, and then at the other guys, and then at him again, and I asked him why he thought I was easy. And his reply was "Because you look like you'd be easy."
So I just told him "No." and left. :T
Also, in 6th grade this little kid came up to me and asked me if I was pregnant. *sobs*
My friends boyfriend grabbed my crotch right in front of her. Of course, she couldn't see it, cause we were under water. And then he kissed me. And then she licked my cheek, and he licked my neck. And then I got horny. o.O And embarrassed.
Ummmm, most embarrasing...a person of my advanced age has a lot of those stored up. Heres a good one:
The Year: 1993 I was in Spokane Washington working a summer construction job and I was out drinking at a bar one night. I came out of the bar to get in my car and was so drunk I could barely get the door open and get behind the wheel. Unbeknownest to me there were two Spokane cops watching this and they waited until I started the car before they busted me. I was able to talk them out of arresting me but they did impound my car.
Anyway heres the funny part... As I am walking back to my hotel I pass.....THE SPOKANE COUNTY MUNICIPAL IMPOUND LOT! I am so toasted that I begin to hatch this crazy plan to liberate my 1976 rusty Chevy Nova. I grab a crowbar from one of the work trucks and run back to the lot. I firmly grasp the crowbar and try to break the lock by pulling as hard as I can. Only problem is I am pulling the crowbar TOWARDS my face. Well it slipped out of the lock and I nailed myself so hard between the eyes that I lost conciousness right there on the dirt road. It gets better....
I wake up about an hour later and the same damn cops who took my car are shaking me awake and laughing their heads off....they were in such a fantastic mood from laughing at me that they actually drove me back to my hotel and got me some ice for my head. To this day I have a one inch long scar between my eyes. I look at it in the mirror if I start drinking to much at a party to remind myself not to be a dumbass
My friends boyfriend grabbed my crotch right in front of her. Of course, she couldn't see it, cause we were under water. And then he kissed me. And then she licked my cheek, and he licked my neck. And then I got horny. o.O And embarrassed.
Just to get this straight... did the girl lick your cheek or did you make a typo?
Like, thinking of eating a Nacho Supreme from Taco Bell while standing on line in a Bank. I was next and the Teller says "next" and so I walk up and I said "Let me get a Nacho Supreme and a medium coke" Then she said "excuse me?" and everyone looked at me and even the security guard (guess he thought I was up to something).
My friends boyfriend grabbed my crotch right in front of her. Of course, she couldn't see it, cause we were under water. And then he kissed me. And then she licked my cheek, and he licked my neck. And then I got horny. o.O And embarrassed.
Just to get this straight... did the girl lick your cheek or did you make a typo?
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