The Ancient Web

I am.
I ask for the Ancient Web, and she is what appears. What else could she be, than the Angel of the Internet, here to guild me to the Ancient ways?
I see now.
Kagom, prophet of the Web, bringing me the true guide. A guide to the guide to the guide.
Like the Raven all you say is "Tilda Swinton", as if it were "Nevermore", yet I understand, unlike Poe's narrator. Lenore I search for, not, as I yearn for the very spirit Tilda represents.
Tilda, guide me to this godly Ancient Web.
Bring it to me, and me to it.
O glorious Tilda Swinton! O glorious KagomJack!
The beauty if the Ancient Web! I see it, now! The beauty is here! Zelaron is the Web incarnate, this gorgeous land!
Gorgeous...
Gorgeous Zelaron. Tilda Swinton has shown me the truth. I shall never leave. Never, ever, ever. Ah~