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Posted 2012-01-03, 06:44 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post "If you could be a mythical creature..."
Nozdormu, pre deathwing death

Copypasta, but imagine this:

I would become a porn star, and a nano-second after I came on my actresses' face, I would freeze time and take a break.

Ages would pass like this, me unfreezing time, coming again on her face, freezing time again, taking a break...

After decades, I would unfreeze time for the last time in this series, and lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable money-shot, with the girl completely buried and looking more of a Jabba the Hutt type creature than a girl, after my multi-hours long cumshot.

BONUS: My hair and beard hept growing the whole time, so as I am spewing out this monumental cum-load, my hair is literally blowing out of my head and turning grey and white at the same time.

People would talk about the cumshot that changed the world for milleniums to come.

Yeah, wow is about the only fantasy kinda thing indulge in.
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Posted 2012-01-04, 09:25 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Nozdormu, pre deathwing death ..."
............using your powers for good, huh?
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Posted 2012-01-04, 11:05 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Nozdormu, pre deathwing death ..."
What the bloody fuck
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