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A completely hypothetical situation on computers.
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Posted 2010-08-06, 03:47 PM
Not really.
Let me start off my explaining who "Stompy" is. For a while now, our 'hood has been dealing with a tall, skinny, shirtless, pale, long haired dude, who can't talk right. He got the name "Stompy" because of the way he walks. He stomps. Now, there's been some tension, as the guy is clearly either crazy, too old, or on too many drugs (he does get some pills for being a war vet., apparently). Most of the conflict has been with the guy who lives right across from him, Erik. Erik is also on drugs, and has some issues of his own, in terms of growing the f*ck up. The major thing is, the two just don't like each other, and some violence happened, Stompy isn't allowed on Eriks' lawn, and Stompy once got arrested for public indecency directed at Erik. I'm not going to go into detail, but it was pretty fucked up, you don't want to know.

Anyway, recently, Stompy installed a security camera or two, to his trees, and has them pointing all over. One points right into my bedroom *shutter* so we put black tape over the windows in my house. Recently, my computer had slowed WAAAAAAY down, and was near crashing, when we discovered this morning that my firewall had been turned completely off. Now you start to see the connection? No? It turns out that just a few days ago, Ms.Priesty priest mentioned what firewall and anti-virus we use, and Stompy, being the buffoon he is shouted "Well THAT'S the problem, all along!"
Now, we all know he's an idiot, can't talk right, can't walk right, and is really fucked up... but those cameras sure do work well. He knows his tech, it looks like. So I wanna know...

Did stompy use this information to hack our computer? Is it possible? Has it ever happened to you? Discuss.
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Posted 2010-08-06, 04:12 PM in reply to Skurai's post "A completely hypothetical situation on..."
I'm sure it's possible but is seems highly unlikely.
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Posted 2010-08-06, 04:34 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I'm sure it's possible but is seems..."
Erik and few of the neighbours are talking right now.
Apparently, he takes pictures/videos of little children, and lacks a shirt for this reason...and... I'm one of them. It also appears to be perfectly legal, in this state.
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Posted 2010-08-06, 04:46 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Erik and few of the neighbours are..."
what the fuck?














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Posted 2010-08-06, 04:51 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "what the fuck?"
Stompy, that is, taking the pictures, with cameras and such.
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Posted 2010-08-07, 03:21 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "what the fuck?"
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what the fuck?

This. Oh, and lol.
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Posted 2010-08-07, 08:42 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "This. Oh, and lol."
He's been arrested a good three or four times the last two days... <_<
I guess he's got some kind of "He's fucking nuts, so it's not his fault" immunity? I don't even know.
Computer's settings changed themselves. Something went from the suggested 250 to 1024. Wtf?
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Posted 2010-08-07, 09:31 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "He's been arrested a good three or four..."
1024 is relative to my computer interests.
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Posted 2010-08-08, 02:57 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "1024 is relative to my computer..."
How so?
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Posted 2010-08-08, 09:45 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "How so?"
its a number thats used in bytes and all the good stuff
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Posted 2010-08-08, 10:01 AM in reply to jamer123's post starting "its a number thats used in bytes and..."
It's 2^10.
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Posted 2010-08-08, 11:28 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "It's 2^10."
Computer progressively growing shittier by the day. Everyone in the house struggles to fix it. Nobody got the cops called on them, today, either.
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Posted 2010-08-10, 02:26 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Computer progressively growing shittier..."
Have you tried having him arrested for having the camera aimed into your bedroom window? You are under 18, if I recall, so not only is that stalking, its child porn charges. Which means he won't last too long in prison. Just a suggestion...
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Posted 2010-08-10, 08:22 PM in reply to Draco2003's post starting "Have you tried having him arrested for..."
Unless he's on our property or is recording sound, it's completely legal, we already tried.
My computer is fine now, guys. trollface.jpg
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Posted 2010-08-13, 11:37 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Unless he's on our property or is..."
Now I'm straight pissed.
My computer is trying it's absolute best to freeze, everytime I'm on the fucking internet.
Infact, I can run any program just fine, and my PSP and PS3 have perfect connection, so it's not the internet itself. WTF is going on? I'm about to go fucking crazy, because just when I thought it was fixed, it turned into shit.
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Posted 2010-08-14, 10:49 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Now I'm straight pissed. My computer..."
skurai this maybe the only time ill help you but using the psp and your computer use the exe information from the task manager and look to see for anything wrong using the psp on google

if not theres a site thats helpful its called computerhope and the link to it is www.computerhope.com/
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Posted 2010-08-14, 01:17 PM in reply to jamer123's post starting "skurai this maybe the only time ill..."
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skurai this maybe the only time ill help you
This caused me to die laughing. I love you Jamer.
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Posted 2010-08-14, 02:21 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "This caused me to die laughing. I love..."
i allmost died laughing too after i read it
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Posted 2010-08-14, 07:14 PM in reply to jamer123's post starting "i allmost died laughing too after i..."
Apparently an exploit virus had something to do with it, we removed it twice, omgomgomgomg!11!!111 Hi Jamer.
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