Adobe Flash Player Ver. I don't give f*ck

Well, you're lucky, because the updates are retarded.
I've been trying to get it for an hour now, and I just now got to the "install" button.
Edit: It's not loading.

Edit: (Half an hour later) I just now got the install to work.

Don't bother going through the Adobe site - I doubt it's ever worked for anyone.

Every now and then I download the latest version from sites such as www.apphit.com, though that's pretty pointless now, as Google and Adobe have a deal which has put Flash into Chrome - the latest version of the player is built into Chrome, and it updates itself.

I'm pretty sure Firefox works similarly to what Lenny is saying.