Minor Grievances

I want to break and destroy something...

Burnley 0 - 1 Blackburn

A match plagued by fucking awful decisions against us, Bastard Rovers won thanks to their twelfth man - the ref, Mike Dean.

* First off, Olsson (them) dives in the box, touched by no-one, and Dean gives them a penalty. Thanks, Dean.
* Second, Elliot (us) is fouled at their end. The guy who fouled him (Samba - them) did so with his knee, which was still inside the box. The rules of the game mean that that's a foul in the box, so we should have had a penalty. Given? Was it fuck. Thanks, Dean.
* Third, their keeper handles the ball outside his area. Handball, so should be a straight red. What happens? Absolutely fucking nothing. Thanks, Dean.

Put on top of that various free-kicks that went against us or weren't given to us for no reason, and it makes a match that we lost because of the incompetencies of the referee. Thanks, Dean.

Fire is too good for him.