Funny story! Last night I went out to eat with my sister and I took the training manual with me, and one of our friends, who also happens to be a manager, was there. So we sat with her and another manager. I was super careful on trying not to get anything on the pages. And then near the end I nudged it over a bit, and it slid a bit further than I wanted it to, and it knocked my sisters coke over and spilled all over it.
I quote myself: "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! SHIT!"