Open your mouth and say "fail".

P.S. Fail.

Thank you. Come again if you feel anything wrong going on. Just remember the blue one comes BEFORE the white one, and the white one is to be swallowed with liquid, not chewed.

Also not to be taken rectally, if I recall.

That's correct... The only thing that should be taken that way is the Red one, which I assure you, you DON'T need. Yet.

Edit:
On a sidenote.
How's it look? Sort of cheesy, but that's what I was going for.

The avatar? It's cute.

Dr.Faust and Skurai are the same person. Matching IPs.

Fail.

lolwut

Though you may claim not to be a pedophile, you seem to have an unusual obsession with little girls, or in some cases being a girl (and somehow you claim to not be gay). The only full way to know what is wrong with him is by a test. Perhaps a quiz, or an "essay" topic.

One of a few comical things that Skurai/Faust said to himself. Skurai is a fag.