Scars.

There's a circular one on one thigh about 3" from a spider bite. Then one about 5" on the same thigh. I'm not sure what happened, but it looks like I got felt up by a pirate.

There's one on an elbow from a fall down concrete steps the first time I went to see WWF.

One on my thumb, because at some point it seemed okay to play with a ball of aluminum foil and I managed to get a gash from it.

On one wrist there's one about an inch from it hitting the rack while trying to get the turkey out of the oven.

Then various small ones, mostly around my knees, because I fell off things constantly as a kid.