Most recent physical activity

I almost had sex in a conference room at my last job. This chick and I had been e-mailing back and forth throughout the day and she was all "why don't you come up here and we can go in this conference room next to my office" and I'm all "on my way" - I went up there and she was like umm I have work to do.

bitch.

I hope you slapped her.

I almost had sex in a conference room at my last job. This chick and I had been e-mailing back and forth throughout the day and she was all "why don't you stop harrassing me before I call HR and have you investigated" and I'm all "on my way" - I went up there and she was like AHH! SECURITY!!!!! bitch.

LMAO!!

lol.

It's all good because we ended up banging twice. I remember posting about it on here somewhere. I was 19 or 20 at the time and she was a smoking hot 27 year-old. I felt like a mothafuckin pimp for a while.

Ahhh.. those were good times... back when I actually got pussy.



Anywho, recent physical activity: jogged a mile yesterday before work.