Official "Talk Like a Retard" Thread!

Hey, guess who I am!


"I'm drunk, and I luuuuuuuv titties! I luuuuuuuv drugs and getting drunk and being a total DICK to everyone around me!"

Why am I the creator of this thread?

Hey, guess who I am! "I'm drunk, and I luuuuuuuv titties! I luuuuuuuv drugs and getting drunk and being a total DICK to everyone around me!"

Tucker Max

I'm excited for the movie that's coming out.

I doubt it's anywhere near as good as the book is.

I'm excited for the movie that's coming out. I doubt it's anywhere near as good as the book is.

I haven't read the book yet (I'm planning to very soon) but I've read a bunch of his stories on his website and a lot of them are apparently in the book as well.

I'm excited for the movie myself. I am disappointed that Tucker Max isn't actually playing himself, though. However, it's written by Tucker Max, so I would assume it should be at least "good".

Seriously, go buy "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" - it is the funniest piece of literature I have ever read. I'm not exaggerating either, I literally ROFLMAO'ed many, many times.

I'm waiting on a friend to finish it because he's going to let me borrow it. He's got 40 pages left. I have no doubt that it will be absolutely hilarious. Like I said, I've read a lot of his stories on his website, and they were absolutely hilarious. Running through the lobby as he shits himself made me LOL. His first anal sex is OMGROFLworthy. I think I sat at my computer stoned reading his shit for like 5 hours straight this past weekend.

Running through the lobby as he shits himself made me LOL. His first anal sex is OMGROFLworthy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...
who are we talkin' about, exactly?

Tucker Max

LMAO!!!!!