bash.org quotes

Those last two were pretty damn LOLworthy.

#761414 +(6452)- [X] SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit. Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike." SergioThree: ... SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible

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Lenny, that one is def epic!

lawl.

thefinalcutter83: According to CNN.com: "Iranian missile may be able to hit U.S. by 2015." SpaceInvader455: That's one slow fuckin missile.

<Mike> So I have a Skype forwarding enabled for my cellphone, so any phone call made to me on Skype forwards to my cellphone. It's a couple bucks a month, so why not. <Mike> Anyways, I am studying with my friend beside me and I see Skype on my computer start ringing. I didn't want to answer with my computer so I picked up my cellphone and told my friend "One second, taking a phone call" without thinking about it. <Mike> My phone rings 1 second later, I answer it, walk out of the room. <Mike> Didn't realize how much of a psychic hero I looked like to my friend until I left the room. Looked at my friend through the window who is sitting like

<Velkyr> Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" <Velkyr> But nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job"?

great bump. lolz.