"You're all dicks", or "Canned, pre-cooked, meat products belong in the Lounge".

No, we just don't want an influx of retards... No offence, but that's probably what your audience will be, unless it's spectacular enough to bring in normal viewers. In which case, advertise away.

Doubtful.

No, we just don't want an influx of retards... No offence, but that's probably what your audience will be, unless it's spectacular enough to bring in normal viewers. In which case, advertise away.

I'll try, but my mic broke, and my webcam isn't as good as I thought.
I'll have to get another job, so I can afford some.

Better solution: Become a hobo.

Join the army!

Eleven BANGBANG

Join the army! Eleven BANGBANG

I don't think the army would be safe for me. My drill sergeants would either kill me or themself...

I think you'd be alright. They wouldn't kill you - just ruin your life from now until you gtfo of TRADOC

He's a nub anyways. Pedo.