The Bad Advice Game

Solution: Hax.

Problem: It's supposed to rain tonight, and the baseball game I'm supposed to attend with a bunch of people at work may be canceled.

Solution: Bring a baseball bat to work, and start swinging. No rain indoors and you can possibly hit balls.

Problem: My cat is on fire.

Solution: Invite friends, start a BBQ.

Problem: My boobs are too big.

Solution: Eat a lot more food until they look proportional to the rest of your body.

Problem: My penis is too big.

Solution: Slice it off!

Problem: Have to go out looking for a job, again, today.

Solution: Bring a friend with you, both wearing identical tuxedos and have him speak for you.

Problem: Quiting smoking.

Solution: Try pot

Problem: Birds keep attacking me when I'm walking down my street. (No joke)