Official "Talk Like a Retard" Thread!

"Ur a n00b. stfu!" If you will.

Alright alright, I'll break down, I'm a n00b... but I do have a couple things to say:

You're name is Mason Becker

You live in New South Wales, Australia

You will be turning 19 on the 20th of September. (DOB: 20/09/1990)

I'm pretty damn sure you have an IPhone also, but correct me if I'm wrong.

You enjoy your satanic cult or whatever, and have rather interesting aliases:

Satans_chew_toy666

Chewtoyboy666

Skuria666

Your Myspace gives off the impression that you frequent 4chan.

Your Vampirefreaks profile says that you aren't very fond of Americans (Which seems to be the general consensus of everyone who lives outside the US) and that you haven't met one that isn't a prick. Do you really think all Americans are stuck up arrogant bastards?

Also, you need to cut your hair, I know you're into the satantic/vampire scene but seriously dude, the emo hair cut just isn't cutting it for you.

You do have lots of chick friends on myspace always hittin you up on your MSN, so GG there man but make sure you score a cutie.

http://www.myspace.com/chewtoyboy666

http://vampirefreaks.com/Skurai666

I got bored after this point, but I just wanted to say one thing back to ya, and I quote "Ur a n00b. stfu! If you will."

P.S. I love you

Alright alright, I'll break down, I'm a n00b... but I do have a couple things to say: You're name is Mason Becker You live in New South Wales, Australia You will be turning 19 on the 20th of September. (DOB: 20/09/1990) I'm pretty damn sure you have an IPhone also, but correct me if I'm wrong. You enjoy your satanic cult or whatever, and have rather interesting aliases: Satans_chew_toy666 Chewtoyboy666 Skuria666 Your Myspace gives off the impression that you frequent 4chan. Your Vampirefreaks profile says that you aren't very fond of Americans (Which seems to be the general consensus of everyone who lives outside the US) and that you haven't met one that isn't a prick. Do you really think all Americans are stuck up arrogant bastards? Also, you need to cut your hair, I know you're into the satantic/vampire scene but seriously dude, the emo hair cut just isn't cutting it for you. You do have lots of chick friends on myspace always hittin you up on your MSN, so GG there man but make sure you score a cutie. http://www.myspace.com/chewtoyboy666 http://vampirefreaks.com/Skurai666 I got bored after this point, but I just wanted to say one thing back to ya, and I quote "Ur a n00b. stfu! If you will." P.S. I love you

I'm sorry. you're completely and utterly wrong.
I think Satan is a pussy.

Okay, I'll believe you. But could you give me some proof please?

Okay, I'll believe you. But could you give me some proof please?

Proof that I'm not him, or proof that Satan's a pussy?

Umm... not sure how to prove I'm not someone over the net.

Proof that Satan's a pussy is he's a fucking emo. Couldn't have his way, threw a fit, ran away.
Pussy.Emo.Bitch.

Ok do this, post a pic of yourself with a timestamp. That will be proof enough.

Sound fair?

I is scared...... Creapy stalker person!!!

I am much, much more my friend.

Ok do this, post a pic of yourself with a timestamp. That will be proof enough. Sound fair?

Fine.
Here's a good one.
http://x3c.xanga.com/c7682af770c7822...m173801418.gif
I like the way my air was in it. ;D

lol. just making sure. Glad to know my findings were legit and accurate.

Ok do this, post a pic of yourself with a timestamp. That will be proof enough. Sound fair?

wtf is a time stamp?

Are you implying that you don't know what a time stamp is?