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Posted 2004-03-09, 08:43 AM in reply to platnum's post starting "Fuck me if im wrong, but your name is..."
Spit in her face, gets there attention
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Posted 2004-03-09, 08:50 AM in reply to LiveWire's post starting "Spit in her face, gets there attention"
LiveWire said:
Spit in her face, gets there attention
pretty sure that wont work.
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Posted 2004-03-09, 09:34 AM in reply to platnum's post starting "pretty sure that wont work."
Could always try the Scarface approach...
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Posted 2004-03-09, 10:20 AM in reply to LiveWire's post starting "Spit in her face, gets there attention"
LiveWire said:
Spit in her face, gets there attention
that would never work.If it did I think she must have been drunk.
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Posted 2004-03-09, 10:32 AM in reply to Dan XIII's post starting "that would never work.If it did I think..."
"Hey!"

"Sorry! I can't pay child support!"

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2004-03-09, 10:48 AM in reply to RoboticSilence's post starting ""Hey!" :sex: "Sorry! I can't pay..."
That's terrible. I would never do anything like that.
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Posted 2009-01-13, 02:55 PM in reply to Dan XIII's post starting "That's terrible. :shame: I would never..."
I bet you can't outdrink as much as I can spend.














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Posted 2009-01-13, 04:12 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "I bet you can't outdrink as much as I..."
I'm quite partial to:

Girl you must be Jamaican, because ja makin' me crazy!

And:

Come on. Be different. Say "Yes".

EDIT: Ooooh! One I heard in my college bar and have just rememberedL

Is it just me, or are chat-up lines getting worse these days?
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Posted 2009-01-14, 08:51 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I'm quite partial to: Girl you must..."
Lenny said: [Goto]
Girl you must be Jamaican, because ja makin' me crazy!
Please tell me you don't actually use this?
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Posted 2009-01-14, 10:45 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Please tell me you don't actually use..."
Of course I haven't! It'd be suicide!! Doesn't mean I can't like it, though. It amuses me.
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Posted 2009-01-14, 11:11 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Of course I haven't! It'd be suicide!!..."
lol I think you should actually use it and tell us how the girl responds.
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Posted 2009-01-14, 11:22 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "lol I think you should actually use it..."
Holy shit that would be the worst pickup line ever. It sounds like "Hey are you from Tennessee? Cuz your the only Ten I see".

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Posted 2009-01-14, 01:38 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Holy shit that would be the worst..."
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
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Posted 2009-01-14, 02:34 PM in reply to Wallow's post starting "Do you work at subway? Because you just..."
Hey does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2009-01-23, 08:35 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Hey does this rag smell like..."
You know why we're going to have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger than you.
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Posted 2009-01-23, 01:36 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "You know why we're going to have sex..."
Hahah, they keep getting darker and darker.














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Posted 2009-01-23, 04:58 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Hahah, they keep getting darker and..."
Orly?

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in
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Posted 2009-01-23, 05:26 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Hey does this rag smell like..."
JRwakebord said: [Goto]
Hey does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?
Damn, I was gonna use that one. Ok, how about this?


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in my bed
Before I beat you
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Posted 2009-01-23, 06:00 PM in reply to Slim's post starting "Damn, I was gonna use that one. Ok, how..."
heres one of mine

wanna start with two computers and then get 3
Tim
I know you
said not to
deal w/ them
I didn't think
I'm lost and
I'm sorry
They Know
Run
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Posted 2009-01-24, 10:02 AM in reply to jamer123's post starting "heres one of mine wanna start with..."
Wallow discovered this one a while ago:

You make my kakuna harden.
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