Featured Member (December 2008) (You can choose more than one option this time, too)

Lenny has won the December poll! Congratulations!

I know you're reading this post, so you should PM me a string of information about yourself so everyone can read it on the portal! Otherwise, I'll write some arbitrary, possibly fallacious description on my own.

I would like to read your version, Chruser.

Me too.

I would like to read your version, Chruser.

brown

Me too.

nose'r

Your perception as a cocksucking douchebag grow more and more every time you post. It would actually be funny to see what he has to write, dipshit.

Please refrain from flaming outside of the flame forum, thanks.

Please refrain from being a retard outside the WRT, thanks.

Please refrain from being a retard outside the WRT, please.

LOL....

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Mind if I join in the brown-nosing?

For a week or two, I wouldn't mind an arbitrary, possibly fallacious description from Chruser as I don't seem to have any time to sit down and write my own. When I get home, though, I'll be free all day every day for a number of weeks, so expect an autobiographical description shortly before Christmas.

Short story or Novel?

Short story. As interesting and fabulous as I may be, I don't think many would be able to handle a full novel. And anyway, the box on the Portal is only small.

you could allways link it to lets say a download thats copyrighted novel that you made

Alas, I'll have to create my magnum opus first and have it copyrighted before that could happen. But believe you me, sonny boy, when it does you'll be the first I send a link to.

Is there anything in particular people want to know? It's always nice to have something in mind when you're writing about yourself. I could rattle on about how I have extra testicles rather than nipples, three cocks (so how do my trousers fit? Like a glove!), and that if I turned the charm on I wouldn't be able to move for a sea of lovestruck women, but not everyone wants to hear about that.

Bump! Sorry for the delay. Cause: Extreme sexual exhaustion.

Also, I had to ensure that the factual veracity of the Featured Member description was indisputable.