The Life and Adventures of Lenny, a Smurf.

This thread should be renamed "The life and adventures of Lenny the Smurf."

Mildert/Grey formal tonight - nice food. Soup to begin, a main course of lamb, and a nice ice-cream thing covered in white chocolate for dessert.

Then I played Snooker for a couple of hours. No, I didn't play a few games in two hours, rather I took two hours to play one game.

Nice title.

...What's Snooker?

Think spin the bottle, but with a teapot.

Bloody English language...

You seriously don't know what Snooker is? !

It's like Pool, but bigger, and different. I think it's one of the best sports there is.

One of the World's best is Ronnie O'Sullivan, and this is his maximum break from the 2008 World Championship:



You pot a red, then a colour, until all the reds are gone. Then you pot the colours in order (Y, G, Br, Bl, P, Bl).

That's interesting that all your universities are buildings spread out in cities. That seems somewhat inefficient. Are there any THAT far apart? Like many kilometers?

Even after reading your rules AND watching the video I'm still not sure what the fuck I just saw.