America the pitiful

It's no random act that America is slowly becoming dumber and more obese as the decades go by. People who cannot think for themselves do not cause revolutions much less reform anything. People who cannot walk down to the mail box surely cannot pose a threat to the leftist secretly running this country behind smoke and mirrors. They have their soldiers to defend and attack at will they don't need the masses to be in shape and of sound mind. Keep them addicted to their prescriptions, keep them on the televisions, make them believe that all disease is incurable. Keep us afraid of the terrorists, of the economy collapsing. Please protect us big brother. We will give up our rights, we'll vote for who you want (out of the two candidates you give us), We'll put fucking computer chips in our arms! Just make life easy, so I don't have to think about anything but my selfless serving singular task job.

Oh Hay Duke. Have you been on Zelaron before?