The Life and Adventures of Lenny, a Smurf.

I'm saving the bowtie for a college ball. Smart dress is the suit without a tie, formals is the suit with a tie, and a ball is the suit with a bowtie.

I need a new tie, though... I'm like a girl with dresses - I must have a new tie for each formal!

I need a new tie, though... I'm like a girl with shoes - I must have a new tie for each formal!

Fixed.

It's more dresses over here... at least with people my age and formal/balls. Girls don't seem to care about shoes, it's more dresses.

God you people are weird. Well...I can't say I'm into either anyway. I'm more into...like...

...nothing, really. Maybe headbands or earrings...or socks. I own lots of socks.

I brought 35 pairs of socks with me.

By my calculations, I won't need to wash any socks foooor... quite a while.

Hoorah! Someone else who shares my obsession with socks!

That's a lot of socks. Lazy bastard .

I know someone who hates socks passionately and will not wear them. But that's another story for another time.

I'm a fan of socks.

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Tonight we on the corridor who didn't go out went out on a mini bar crawl of a few colleges around Mildert. Waster girl blacked out again, and we just so happen to have a trolley on our corridor, so we put her in it. Get it? She was trolleyed, so we put her in a trolley. Hilarious.